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LGBTQIA+ 1w
My boyfriend is now the proud owner of a rabbit skull and pelt, and deer antlers and a small part of a deer pelt. Also, we now have vials of our blood saved. Both separately and a vial of them mixed together. I love him.
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LGBTQIA+ 1w
Sometimes dating a witch boy is interesting. I am a hunter and usually I don’t keep the bones of the animals I get but I told him I was going hunting tonight and he asked me to save the bones for his alter. I love him so I’m doing it but he’s weird.
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Anonymous 1w

this is the absolute peak queer dynamic. Goblin/witch creature and the “idk what’s going on but im in i guess” henchman

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Anonymous 1w

This is fucking amazing I hope you know that. I aspire to be this gay

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Anonymous 1w

The sequel we all needed

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Anonymous 1w

if you keep updating we will love it btw

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Anonymous 1w

Damn. I need my girl to save animal bones for me

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Anonymous 1w

This sounds a little like the start to a horror movie

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Anonymous replying to -> og_beer 1w

He also wants me to fill a vial with my semen so he can wear it on his collar. Yes, I do have him collared.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

That is honestly such an accurate description of our relationship. I have been told by him and others that I give the epitome of golden retriever himbo energy. I have to agree because he had to basically tell me that we are dating and tell me that he was gonna move in because of how lowkey unaware I am. I do pull my weight in the relationship, it’s not like I am actually incompetent but when it comes to relationships I was just out of the loop.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

I’m choosing to take this as a compliment

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

Thank you so fucking much. Everyone should aspire to be this gay.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

It’s honestly now my favorite thing and I will now always bring him back something I find interesting.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

I will update when interesting stuff happens 100%.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

The next interesting thing to happen will be whenever I figure out how to get him a vial of my semen

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

living vicariously through y’all <3

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

BAHAHAHA you’re underestimating his witchy abilities if you give him that smh

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

Listen his witchy abilities are not for me to understand, I am just his pretty golden retriever himbo who makes a lot of money and spoils him

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

every new thing I learn about your relationship fascinates me (positive)

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