Anonymous #21 24w

Fr, if there’s an age minimum there should also be an age maximum

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Anonymous #8 24w

*years

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Anonymous #8 24w

Goddamn that’s morbid

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Anonymous #15 24w

Same thing

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Anonymous #36 24w

yeah obviously but the question still stands

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Anonymous #22 24w

At the very least a cane or even a wall, Jesus Christ

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Anonymous #3 24w

siege 🤤

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Anonymous #44 24w

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 😭😂

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Anonymous #1 24w

i hate when ppl r funnier than me

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Anonymous #3 24w

LMAOOOO

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the fact you said cornball implies you’re not

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Anonymous #35 24w

aww he deleted it. guess he wasn’t as funny as he thought he was 💀

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Anonymous #13 24w

No literally 😭😭😭 I see him and my heart swells for a sec and then I remember everything he’s done politically 😒

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Anonymous #35 24w

deadass at least there’s one person i’m funnier than

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Anonymous #44 24w

how many yall got 🤔 im sitting on a nice 44

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Anonymous #14 24w

And women, remember that one person in senate that literally died from old age a few years ago. She had someone make votes for her. Get all these old fucks out of office.

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Anonymous #24 24w

Damn you beat me to it. I said the same thing when I saw that.

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Anonymous #23 24w

Nah fuck that make John Quincy Adam’s decayed skeleton a senator again

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Anonymous #45 24w

always look on the bright side champ

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is your dumbass old and rich or do you just like sucking wrinkled jewel encrusted schlong

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if i was old and rich i wouldn’t be a wasting my time in politics shitting in my diaper while i do fuck all i would be in my mansion by the beach with a drink in hand

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Anonymous #45 24w

Yeah, that’s right. I’m rich to hell with everybody else. Any man that has the ability to make a difference in this world but yet he heaps into his own selfishness deserves exactly what he gets. What a self-centered uncaring person you must be.

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Anonymous #28 24w

i’d pick someone who is self centered over someone that is actively aiding in the destruction of our democracy

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Anonymous #45 24w

What democracy why does everybody keep saying that we have a democracy or a democratic system? We have a republican system. Do your homework or maybe they didn’t cover that in high school where you went to school at. A republic is a form of government in which citizens elect representatives to govern on their behalf. This is the form of government we have in America!

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Anonymous #55 24w

main account i gotta have like 50

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If I was old and rich the last place I’d want to be is in Congress making the world worse for future generations

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Anonymous #28 24w

Elect. Key word there. What’s that called again? Democracy. Wow imagine being so fucking stupid that you’d try to erase democracy

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Anonymous #59 24w

Probably be better than most of our current senators

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Anonymous #66 24w

Be careful don’t call me fucking stupid and I didn’t say we were taking away democracy. I was saying that we don’t have a democracy system. We have a republic system.

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Anonymous #24 24w

It’s true

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Anonymous #28 24w

You are fucking stupid. Do you know what a democratic republic is? Are you having an aneurysm because democracy sounds like democrat? Is that why you’re continuing to push this ridiculous narrative that “the US isn’t a democracy. If it was a democracy then the people I don’t like could vote”

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Anonymous #28 24w

I am not physically capable of feeling sympathy for people who spend their lives dismantling the rights and the policies that we have fought and died for. What the fuck does change help if that change only aims to hurt? Go find something to fuck yourself with.

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Anonymous #3 24w

I wanna make sure people understand this bc I’ve met people from Texas or Arizona who have no idea what black ice is 😂

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Anonymous #13 24w

This got me 😂

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Anonymous #75 24w

No. Not a damn person likes him. I genuinely can’t understand how he’s still in office

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Anonymous #28 24w

Yeah, we have a Democratic Republic buddy, I know that your party has switched the first word to “Constitutional” instead of Democratic so they can justify whatever they want without popular support, but that’s not gonna work on anyone with more than two braincells to rub together.

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Anonymous #83 24w

Notice he only fell when she had to squeeze between him and the obstical there. Failed “nope🫸” lmao

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Anonymous #87 24w

jesus christ he’s a public official he should be capable of being asked questions without collapsing

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Anonymous #37 24w

You’re harassing him for helping America be safer

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Anonymous #37 24w

He is not a normal healthy public official ya clowns. He’s dying and can barely speak or answer or even walk. Shutupp 🙄

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All of them dumbshit

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Anonymous #87 24w

Show some compassion and Jesus love.

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Anonymous #74 24w

Fr I fuckin hollered ☠️

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Anonymous #45 24w

Not difficult

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Anonymous #28 24w

What are you even talking about how does that make any sense to say to that person

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Anonymous #69 24w

What is wrong with so many of you, applauding harassing an elderly man and trying to justify it bc you have some political belief that matters not

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Anonymous #69 24w

Womp womp his ass shouldn’t be in government if his body can’t handle it

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Anonymous #20 24w

That’s irrelevant, whether he should or shouldn’t be there, he is there, and he’s half dead and you guys think it’s alright to harass an elderly dude bc “he shouldn’t be there”.

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Anonymous #69 24w

Morons 🙄

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but trumps age doesn’t matter

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Anonymous #21 24w

If you are older than legal retirement age AT LEAST you should not be in fking office

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Anonymous #113 24w

Idk wtf ur implying. Just it case, this guy is republican

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Anonymous #56 24w

Diane Feinstein from CA

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Anonymous #124 24w

I fucking loathed Diane Feinstein even when she was still coherent

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Anonymous #28 24w

And who chooses those representatives? They are chosen by the people by the people. We are a representative democracy and a constitutional republic. Yes, it’s true.

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Anonymous #1 24w

Bros time is almost up😭😭💔

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Anonymous #119 24w

They were responding to someone who brought up Biden

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Anonymous #28 24w

This is embarrassing

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Fuck you illegal supporter

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Anonymous #131 24w

cuckservative supports the anti-constitutional administration who woulda thunk it

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Anonymous #131 24w

Fuck you redneck hick

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Anonymous #81 24w

“Anti constitutional” and its wanting illegal shitbags to not be here … get a job

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Anonymous #106 24w

most of these types aren’t even hicks they’re basement dwelling suburbanites who quake in fear when they see a minority

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Anonymous #131 24w

I work the night shift buddy

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Anonymous #69 24w

Sybau. Fuck him he’s made the US worse.

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Anonymous #131 24w

Yes you are anti constitutional. Your entire party has been anti constitutional since they took office

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Anonymous #114 24w

How is this elder abuse? He’s making millions of dollars making people’s lives worse. He fell down, nobody pushed him. Old people fall. Who are you going to charge? The concept of gravity

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Anonymous #89 24w

You would think, but they ain’t dying

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Anonymous #122 24w

We make priests retire earlier than this. How is there not an age limit for these decrepit fucks

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Anonymous #114 24w

Someone falling because they're old doesn't imply elder abuse 😭, and yes you can feel empathy for whoever you'd like but it's important to recognize the person's flaws as well.

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Anonymous #86 24w

There are people currently in car crashes that might out live him

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Anonymous #137 24w

Babies are innocent, this decrepit fuck isn’t

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Anonymous #49 24w

Funniest comment here😭

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Anonymous #140 24w

in unison 🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous #32 24w

WHY ARE PEOPLE MESSAGING ME BC OF THIS???

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Anonymous #32 24w

I literally have gotten like 10 dms of “hey!!”

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Anonymous #71 24w

SAME!!! someone’s asking to be my friend bc they’re new on here??😭😭

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Anonymous #32 24w

Same here. Got like 20+ of them

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Anonymous #17 24w

IM CTFU

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Anonymous #148 24w

Bro they don’t do shit. They aren’t working. 1/3 of congress isn’t even in DC rn. House republicans left.

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Anonymous #1 24w

“Barrowed time”

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Anonymous #20 24w

no fr

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Anonymous #28 24w

Republic and republican are two very different things

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Anonymous #155 24w

No sympathy for fucks like him

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Anonymous #156 24w

How trump is during his presidency

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Anonymous #158 24w

Sorry we didn’t know you were so “woke”

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Anonymous #69 24w

By your standards, if someone’s old, that means it’s ok to let them off the hook for bad things they’ve done… because they’re old. Got it. 👍

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Anonymous #154 24w

What does that have to do with anything snowflake?

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Anonymous #158 24w

You’re calling ME a snowflake when you’re the one in your feelings about this old ass man???

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Anonymous #158 24w

brother you’re the only one exhibiting snowflake behavior by being mad at jokes

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Anonymous #154 24w

I’m not in my feelings😭 it’s fucked up to be making jokes and laughing about that shit— you want somebody to laugh and heckle you when ur elderly???? ifgaf what ur answer is but it’s messed up

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Anonymous #81 24w

sorry im the only one with common decency! 😊

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Anonymous #158 24w

When I’m that elderly I will simply not be a politician with an extremely public-facing job who does everything in his power to make life worse for most people

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Anonymous #158 24w

TL;DR Sucks to suck.

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Anonymous #81 24w

💀💀ight go take a shower greasy mf

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Anonymous #158 24w

I mean I already know you’re white, since you love Cocaine Mitch so much, so maybe go condition your hair with a different bottle than you shampoo with and we can talk hygiene.

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Anonymous #158 24w

If I’m as horrible of a politician as Mitch, go ahead and heckle me

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Anonymous #158 24w

Wait aren’t you melting down over Mitch?

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Anonymous #158 24w

and maybe also use a washcloth or luffa to scrub your body, using your hands doesn’t exfoliate the skin or fully get the odor off

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Anonymous #81 24w

mmmm i just know u smell like fabuloso

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Anonymous #158 24w

I’m not Latino but my ABSOLUTELY GOATED manager at my first job was a Costa Rican immigrant woman, and had our cleaning supply STOCKED with fabuloso and I wiped everything with it so I’ll take the compliment

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Anonymous #81 24w

Cool

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Anonymous #158 24w

she also played absolutely fire music in the damn kitchen, shoutout that manager for putting me on the Buena Vista Social Club because I’ve always liked American Jazz but that was my introduction to the beautiful world of Latin Jazz

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

We are talking bad on these people because talking bad on these people is a key feature of a functioning democracy. I hate this notion that we can’t be mean to the people who are supposed to represent us. If there’s anyone who deserves the condemnation of the masses when they fuck up, it is politicians.

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

It’s not harassing the elderly, it’s mocking an elected public official who is too old too walk! And thereby, is definitely too old to be making decisions and representing millions of people!

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Anonymous #81 24w

Okay maybe that’s true. So maybe we should force all the elderly to step down who are majority democrats by the way. I agree that we need a younger cohort in representing us. The old democrats just dont know what to say anymore they are brainwashed. All I’m saying is we shouldn’t be harassing the elderly in public. We need to have respect for them.

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Anonymous #158 24w

It’s the fact that he’s an elderly and a part of the senate

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

I also shit on extremely elderly Democrats for not stepping out of their positions. It’s admittedly more fun when it’s Mitch McConnell (because fuck that guy) but yeah I agree with age limits on public office 100%

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, Joe Biden, etc. I’ve not said a good word about. Because I have an extreme dislike for them. Not quite as harsh as my dislike for Mitch, but harsh.

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Anonymous #153 24w

I mean, what would be called a “Small R republican” and a “Republican” are entirely different, “small r republican” means “believes in a system of government that is a Republic” whereas “Capital R Republican” means “Member of the Republican Party” and I think taking any party on the definition of its name is fucking ridiculous

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Anonymous #132 24w

God forbid I comment on ppl making jokes about somebody elderly falling and you think im obsessed with the man 🫩

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Anonymous #81 24w

Okay I’m happy we can agree. We obviously have different political positions but I’m happy we can agree on this. Although I don’t agree that you’re targeting someone here because of his political position even though you agree with me on the elderly stuff.

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

I mean, even if I take ideology out of the equation and just talk about practicalities, the fact that when a SCOTUS Justice died with one President, having a YEAR left in office, and he said “we can’t confirm in an election year, we’ll let the people decide” and then when a different President had a SCOTUS justice die mere WEEKS before the election he rushed a pick through, that’s a scumbag move, which I resent.

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You need help

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Anonymous #8 24w

Omg! This has me rolling but I believe it would’ve been years ago! Lmao

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“coming from a dem” lmfaoo

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Anonymous #81 24w

Well that’s because the senate wouldn’t confirm a new justice but when trump chose one right before an election they did. It’s part of our checks and balances.

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

Christian values is what’s destroying this country. All this bigotry and hatred? That’s your Christian values right there. And who is harassing the elderly here? Gravity? The guy fell on his own

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

Nobody is “harassing the elderly” and guess who the old fucks are? Guess who the boomers are voting for? That’s right, republicans. If an age limit was implemented guess what party would take over immediately, that’s right, the left

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

That’s not our checks and balances. That’s Trump being an asshole and screwing over the American people. No president before him had ever appointed a justice in an election year. Plenty had the opportunity but chose to let the people decide. But we can’t have people criticizing Trump now can we

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Anonymous #66 24w

Actually, plenty of Presidents have chosen a SCOTUS Justice during an election year. That’s in the CONSTITUTION as part of the president’s job. The fact that the Senate simply refused to confirm Obama’s pick was a completely partisan decision

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Anonymous dark_clown 24w

harassing the elderly by asking them to do their jobs? if he’s too much of a fucking baby to walk and answer a simple question he shouldn’t be holding office, obviously

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Anonymous #158 24w

if he’s elderly enough to fall he shouldn’t be in office and deserves to made fun of until he fucks off

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Anonymous #131 24w

This is such an ignorant comment! 🤭

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Anonymous #165 24w

bruh is Will Ferrel really an LA Kings fan? 😭

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Anonymous #131 24w

Another ignorant comment! 🤭 You’re probably of European decent which means your ancestors are also immigrants! 🙃

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Anonymous #81 24w

🤣I have no idea but it’s a hilarious meme.

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Anonymous #174 24w

You are chopped, and also, Unc.

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Anonymous #81 24w

you know that’s a lie lmao

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Anonymous #13 24w

No

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Anonymous #180 24w

Why would anyone respect him of all people 😭

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Anonymous #180 24w

You actually have respect for this man?? What has this man done for THIS COUNTRY that has actually benefited us all???

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Anonymous #180 24w

What is disgusting about it? I bet if he was a democrat you’d be partying over this

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Anonymous #165 24w

It’s absolutely insane how you just don’t care about someone because of what he thinks You’d probably be happy if 80% of MAGA supporters died based on what you said

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Anonymous birthcontrol 24w

How are you arguing that he’s embarrassing to the US government but in another post you act like republicans can do nothing wrong

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Anonymous #66 24w

What post are you talking about? Of course the republicans can do wrong. They do wrong all the time, like with the states that banned abortion. Both sides do plenty of wrong.

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Anonymous #5 24w

Valid!

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Anonymous #182 24w

I seen that on channel 7 they did a news cast about it, it was pretty good

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Anonymous #27 24w

I doubt that

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Claptraps I good one I’m stealing that from you. But what I mean isn’t that I feel bad for him specifically. i know exactly how shitty he is and what he’s done, and I hate him. But watching old people fall takes me out of my rage. I can’t rage while watching someone so old and decrepit turn to dust before my eyes. I feel like I lose dignity when I waste my time hating on a mf like that. But he’s in a political position so he should fuckin take it or retire

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Anonymous birthcontrol 24w

Aww you’re so right. Let me start getting my tissues out for people who think other human beings shouldn’t be allowed to exist based off their identity 🥺🎻

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Anonymous #154 24w

How?

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Anonymous #29 24w

he is a senator 🤢 thats the worst part

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Anonymous #201 23w

Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce you’re a b

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