Anonymous #21 2w

Fr, if there’s an age minimum there should also be an age maximum

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Anonymous #8 2w

*years

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Anonymous #8 2w

Goddamn that’s morbid

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Anonymous #15 2w

Same thing

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Anonymous #25 2w

A fake fall? He just did it for the love of the game ?

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Anonymous #12 2w

oh my god this is so funny

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Anonymous #26 2w

thank you

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Anonymous #36 2w

yeah obviously but the question still stands

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Anonymous #22 2w

At the very least a cane or even a wall, Jesus Christ

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Anonymous #3 2w

siege 🤤

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Anonymous #44 2w

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 😭😂

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Anonymous #1 2w

i hate when ppl r funnier than me

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Anonymous #3 2w

LMAOOOO

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the fact you said cornball implies you’re not

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Anonymous #35 2w

aww he deleted it. guess he wasn’t as funny as he thought he was 💀

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Anonymous #13 2w

No literally 😭😭😭 I see him and my heart swells for a sec and then I remember everything he’s done politically 😒

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Anonymous #35 2w

deadass at least there’s one person i’m funnier than

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Anonymous #44 2w

how many yall got 🤔 im sitting on a nice 44

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Anonymous #14 2w

And women, remember that one person in senate that literally died from old age a few years ago. She had someone make votes for her. Get all these old fucks out of office.

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Anonymous #24 2w

Damn you beat me to it. I said the same thing when I saw that.

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Anonymous #23 2w

Nah fuck that make John Quincy Adam’s decayed skeleton a senator again

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Anonymous #45 2w

always look on the bright side champ

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is your dumbass old and rich or do you just like sucking wrinkled jewel encrusted schlong

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if i was old and rich i wouldn’t be a wasting my time in politics shitting in my diaper while i do fuck all i would be in my mansion by the beach with a drink in hand

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Anonymous #45 2w

Yeah, that’s right. I’m rich to hell with everybody else. Any man that has the ability to make a difference in this world but yet he heaps into his own selfishness deserves exactly what he gets. What a self-centered uncaring person you must be.

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Anonymous #28 2w

i’d pick someone who is self centered over someone that is actively aiding in the destruction of our democracy

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Anonymous #45 2w

What democracy why does everybody keep saying that we have a democracy or a democratic system? We have a republican system. Do your homework or maybe they didn’t cover that in high school where you went to school at. A republic is a form of government in which citizens elect representatives to govern on their behalf. This is the form of government we have in America!

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Anonymous #55 2w

main account i gotta have like 50

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Anonymous #38 2w

When the options are either a 77 year old or an 80 year old there’s not much of a choice

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If I was old and rich the last place I’d want to be is in Congress making the world worse for future generations

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Anonymous #66 2w

they r the options bc ppl r supporting them and giving them ground

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Anonymous #12 2w

😭😭😭

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Anonymous #28 2w

Elect. Key word there. What’s that called again? Democracy. Wow imagine being so fucking stupid that you’d try to erase democracy

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Anonymous #59 2w

Probably be better than most of our current senators

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Anonymous #66 2w

Be careful don’t call me fucking stupid and I didn’t say we were taking away democracy. I was saying that we don’t have a democracy system. We have a republic system.

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Anonymous #24 2w

It’s true

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Anonymous #28 2w

You are fucking stupid. Do you know what a democratic republic is? Are you having an aneurysm because democracy sounds like democrat? Is that why you’re continuing to push this ridiculous narrative that “the US isn’t a democracy. If it was a democracy then the people I don’t like could vote”

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Anonymous #28 2w

I am not physically capable of feeling sympathy for people who spend their lives dismantling the rights and the policies that we have fought and died for. What the fuck does change help if that change only aims to hurt? Go find something to fuck yourself with.

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Anonymous #3 2w

I wanna make sure people understand this bc I’ve met people from Texas or Arizona who have no idea what black ice is 😂

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Anonymous #13 2w

This got me 😂

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Anonymous #75 2w

No. Not a damn person likes him. I genuinely can’t understand how he’s still in office

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Anonymous #38 2w

I can guarantee you that I’m not supporting them. Over half the country has refused to vote in the last few elections. Just saying “don’t show up at the polls” isn’t going to solve anything. All it does is get the worst possible option in office, which is how we ended up here

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Anonymous #24 2w

He avoided answering the person’s question by falling.

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Anonymous #28 2w

Yeah, we have a Democratic Republic buddy, I know that your party has switched the first word to “Constitutional” instead of Democratic so they can justify whatever they want without popular support, but that’s not gonna work on anyone with more than two braincells to rub together.

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Anonymous #83 2w

Notice he only fell when she had to squeeze between him and the obstical there. Failed “nope🫸” lmao

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Anonymous #87 2w

jesus christ he’s a public official he should be capable of being asked questions without collapsing

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Anonymous #66 2w

ya, so i didn’t say show up to the polls, i actually said vote for someone else. that mentality keeps the herd mentality of nothing is gonna change bc we r the minority

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Anonymous #37 2w

You’re harassing him for helping America be safer

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Anonymous #91 2w

You’re on thin ice pal

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Anonymous #91 2w

Sorry man I’ll keep it “cool” 😉

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Anonymous #94 2w

Every democrat I know made fun of Joe when he tripped on the staircase soo idk what your even talking about

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Anonymous #34 2w

Every democrat I know did not soo idk what YOU’RE even talking about

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Anonymous #12 2w

I’m stealing this pic btw

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Anonymous #94 2w

I made fun of Joe Biden when he fell

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Anonymous #37 2w

He is not a normal healthy public official ya clowns. He’s dying and can barely speak or answer or even walk. Shutupp 🙄

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All of them dumbshit

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Anonymous #87 2w

Show some compassion and Jesus love.

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Anonymous #74 2w

Fr I fuckin hollered ☠️

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Anonymous #94 2w

if he wasn’t a piece of shit we wouldn’t laugh

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Anonymous #45 2w

Not difficult

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Anonymous #28 2w

What are you even talking about how does that make any sense to say to that person

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Anonymous #69 2w

What is wrong with so many of you, applauding harassing an elderly man and trying to justify it bc you have some political belief that matters not

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Anonymous #69 2w

Womp womp his ass shouldn’t be in government if his body can’t handle it

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Anonymous #20 2w

That’s irrelevant, whether he should or shouldn’t be there, he is there, and he’s half dead and you guys think it’s alright to harass an elderly dude bc “he shouldn’t be there”.

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Anonymous #69 2w

Morons 🙄

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but trumps age doesn’t matter

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Anonymous #21 2w

If you are older than legal retirement age AT LEAST you should not be in fking office

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Anonymous #113 2w

Idk wtf ur implying. Just it case, this guy is republican

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Anonymous #56 2w

Diane Feinstein from CA

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Anonymous #124 2w

I fucking loathed Diane Feinstein even when she was still coherent

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Anonymous #28 2w

And who chooses those representatives? They are chosen by the people by the people. We are a representative democracy and a constitutional republic. Yes, it’s true.

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Anonymous #1 2w

Bros time is almost up😭😭💔

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Anonymous #119 2w

They were responding to someone who brought up Biden

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Anonymous #28 2w

This is embarrassing

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Fuck you illegal supporter

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Anonymous #131 2w

cuckservative supports the anti-constitutional administration who woulda thunk it

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Anonymous #131 2w

Fuck you redneck hick

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Anonymous #81 2w

“Anti constitutional” and its wanting illegal shitbags to not be here … get a job

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Anonymous #106 2w

most of these types aren’t even hicks they’re basement dwelling suburbanites who quake in fear when they see a minority

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Anonymous #131 2w

I work the night shift buddy

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Anonymous #69 2w

Sybau. Fuck him he’s made the US worse.

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Anonymous #131 2w

Yes you are anti constitutional. Your entire party has been anti constitutional since they took office

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Anonymous #94 2w

Was there just a massive gas leak in the US that caused half of America to completely forget nuance exists. Yeah no shit people are having a laugh when the 80 year old that has spent the past 30 years making people’s lives hell. Yeah fuck him and he shouldn’t be in office. It’s so dumb that you people refuse to admit that bad people exist and that some people should be ridiculed for being terrible. Sorry that means people are going to ridicule republicans

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Anonymous #114 2w

How is this elder abuse? He’s making millions of dollars making people’s lives worse. He fell down, nobody pushed him. Old people fall. Who are you going to charge? The concept of gravity

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Anonymous #89 2w

You would think, but they ain’t dying

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Anonymous #122 2w

We make priests retire earlier than this. How is there not an age limit for these decrepit fucks

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Anonymous #114 2w

Someone falling because they're old doesn't imply elder abuse 😭, and yes you can feel empathy for whoever you'd like but it's important to recognize the person's flaws as well.

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Anonymous #86 2w

There are people currently in car crashes that might out live him

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Anonymous #137 2w

Babies are innocent, this decrepit fuck isn’t

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Anonymous #49 2w

Funniest comment here😭

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Anonymous #140 2w

in unison 🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous #32 2w

WHY ARE PEOPLE MESSAGING ME BC OF THIS???

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Anonymous #32 2w

I literally have gotten like 10 dms of “hey!!”

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Anonymous #71 2w

SAME!!! someone’s asking to be my friend bc they’re new on here??😭😭

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Anonymous #32 2w

Same here. Got like 20+ of them

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Anonymous #17 2w

IM CTFU

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Anonymous #148 2w

Bro they don’t do shit. They aren’t working. 1/3 of congress isn’t even in DC rn. House republicans left.

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Anonymous #1 2w

“Barrowed time”

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Anonymous #20 2w

no fr

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Anonymous #28 2w

Republic and republican are two very different things

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Anonymous #155 2w

No sympathy for fucks like him

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Anonymous #156 2w

How trump is during his presidency

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Anonymous #158 2w

Sorry we didn’t know you were so “woke”

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Anonymous #69 2w

By your standards, if someone’s old, that means it’s ok to let them off the hook for bad things they’ve done… because they’re old. Got it. 👍

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Anonymous #154 2w

What does that have to do with anything snowflake?

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Anonymous #158 2w

You’re calling ME a snowflake when you’re the one in your feelings about this old ass man???

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Anonymous #158 2w

brother you’re the only one exhibiting snowflake behavior by being mad at jokes

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Anonymous #154 2w

I’m not in my feelings😭 it’s fucked up to be making jokes and laughing about that shit— you want somebody to laugh and heckle you when ur elderly???? ifgaf what ur answer is but it’s messed up

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Anonymous #81 2w

sorry im the only one with common decency! 😊

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Anonymous #158 2w

When I’m that elderly I will simply not be a politician with an extremely public-facing job who does everything in his power to make life worse for most people

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Anonymous #158 2w

TL;DR Sucks to suck.

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Anonymous #81 2w

💀💀ight go take a shower greasy mf

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Anonymous #158 2w

I mean I already know you’re white, since you love Cocaine Mitch so much, so maybe go condition your hair with a different bottle than you shampoo with and we can talk hygiene.

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Anonymous #158 2w

If I’m as horrible of a politician as Mitch, go ahead and heckle me

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Anonymous #158 2w

Wait aren’t you melting down over Mitch?

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Anonymous #158 2w

and maybe also use a washcloth or luffa to scrub your body, using your hands doesn’t exfoliate the skin or fully get the odor off

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Anonymous #81 2w

mmmm i just know u smell like fabuloso

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Anonymous #158 2w

I’m not Latino but my ABSOLUTELY GOATED manager at my first job was a Costa Rican immigrant woman, and had our cleaning supply STOCKED with fabuloso and I wiped everything with it so I’ll take the compliment

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Anonymous #81 2w

Cool

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Anonymous #158 2w

she also played absolutely fire music in the damn kitchen, shoutout that manager for putting me on the Buena Vista Social Club because I’ve always liked American Jazz but that was my introduction to the beautiful world of Latin Jazz

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

We are talking bad on these people because talking bad on these people is a key feature of a functioning democracy. I hate this notion that we can’t be mean to the people who are supposed to represent us. If there’s anyone who deserves the condemnation of the masses when they fuck up, it is politicians.

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

It’s not harassing the elderly, it’s mocking an elected public official who is too old too walk! And thereby, is definitely too old to be making decisions and representing millions of people!

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Anonymous #81 2w

Okay maybe that’s true. So maybe we should force all the elderly to step down who are majority democrats by the way. I agree that we need a younger cohort in representing us. The old democrats just dont know what to say anymore they are brainwashed. All I’m saying is we shouldn’t be harassing the elderly in public. We need to have respect for them.

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Anonymous #158 2w

It’s the fact that he’s an elderly and a part of the senate

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

I also shit on extremely elderly Democrats for not stepping out of their positions. It’s admittedly more fun when it’s Mitch McConnell (because fuck that guy) but yeah I agree with age limits on public office 100%

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, Joe Biden, etc. I’ve not said a good word about. Because I have an extreme dislike for them. Not quite as harsh as my dislike for Mitch, but harsh.

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Anonymous #153 2w

I mean, what would be called a “Small R republican” and a “Republican” are entirely different, “small r republican” means “believes in a system of government that is a Republic” whereas “Capital R Republican” means “Member of the Republican Party” and I think taking any party on the definition of its name is fucking ridiculous

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Anonymous #132 2w

God forbid I comment on ppl making jokes about somebody elderly falling and you think im obsessed with the man 🫩

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Anonymous #81 2w

Okay I’m happy we can agree. We obviously have different political positions but I’m happy we can agree on this. Although I don’t agree that you’re targeting someone here because of his political position even though you agree with me on the elderly stuff.

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

I mean, even if I take ideology out of the equation and just talk about practicalities, the fact that when a SCOTUS Justice died with one President, having a YEAR left in office, and he said “we can’t confirm in an election year, we’ll let the people decide” and then when a different President had a SCOTUS justice die mere WEEKS before the election he rushed a pick through, that’s a scumbag move, which I resent.

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You need help

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Anonymous #8 2w

Omg! This has me rolling but I believe it would’ve been years ago! Lmao

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“coming from a dem” lmfaoo

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Anonymous #81 2w

Well that’s because the senate wouldn’t confirm a new justice but when trump chose one right before an election they did. It’s part of our checks and balances.

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

Christian values is what’s destroying this country. All this bigotry and hatred? That’s your Christian values right there. And who is harassing the elderly here? Gravity? The guy fell on his own

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

Nobody is “harassing the elderly” and guess who the old fucks are? Guess who the boomers are voting for? That’s right, republicans. If an age limit was implemented guess what party would take over immediately, that’s right, the left

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

That’s not our checks and balances. That’s Trump being an asshole and screwing over the American people. No president before him had ever appointed a justice in an election year. Plenty had the opportunity but chose to let the people decide. But we can’t have people criticizing Trump now can we

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Anonymous #99 2w

Omg lmfaoooo

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Anonymous #66 2w

Actually, plenty of Presidents have chosen a SCOTUS Justice during an election year. That’s in the CONSTITUTION as part of the president’s job. The fact that the Senate simply refused to confirm Obama’s pick was a completely partisan decision

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Anonymous dark_clown 2w

harassing the elderly by asking them to do their jobs? if he’s too much of a fucking baby to walk and answer a simple question he shouldn’t be holding office, obviously

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Anonymous #158 2w

if he’s elderly enough to fall he shouldn’t be in office and deserves to made fun of until he fucks off

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Anonymous #131 2w

This is such an ignorant comment! 🤭

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Anonymous #165 2w

bruh is Will Ferrel really an LA Kings fan? 😭

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Anonymous #131 2w

Another ignorant comment! 🤭 You’re probably of European decent which means your ancestors are also immigrants! 🙃

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Anonymous #81 2w

🤣I have no idea but it’s a hilarious meme.

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Anonymous #174 2w

You are chopped, and also, Unc.

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Anonymous #81 2w

you know that’s a lie lmao

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Anonymous #13 2w

No

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Anonymous #38 2w

So again, you’re saying don’t go to the polls because voting for a candidate that won’t receive 5% of the vote is not going to solve anything. Guess what, that’s exactly what you did last election and guess what happened? A fascist is now in office because you had to do your little “I’m smarter than everyone else so I won’t vote”

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Anonymous #66 2w

BC YALL R NOT GIVING THE RIGHT PPL TRACTION😭😭😭 bernie sanders is a perfect example of how 3rd party can win and still make a name for themselves. u start small and make a big change. it doesn’t happen overnight. especially now when both parties r in shambles. herd mentality is what gets everyone killed

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Anonymous #38 2w

Bernie was under the democrats. 3rd party can’t win under this system. The fascists aren’t going to vote 3rd party, all you’re doing is splitting the left into 2 camps of infighting where nothing gets solved while the right gets to do whatever they want with no pushback. We can’t wait 60-70 years to solve these problems and just let the republicans run the country into the ground in the meantime

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Anonymous #66 2w

babe, ur mentality is so wrong it’s actually concerning. voting for the lesser of two evils is NOT the correct option. that’s how hitler came to power babe

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Anonymous #38 2w

Hitler came into power because of your dumbass mentality. There are 2 options. I chose the one that was significantly better. You chose fascism. Take accountability for your mistakes and stop putting the blame on me. The Green Party isn’t going to ever win anything and I don’t want them to either

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Anonymous #38 2w

Voting for third party voters when a two party system is in place will not work. The system needs to be changed and reformed first before 3rd party candidates have a chance, especially with the current political climate and the polarity within it.

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Anonymous #132 2w

Finally someone with some sense. I’ll gladly vote for a good 3rd party candidate when the voting system allows for one to actually have a chance

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Anonymous #66 2w

yall r actually dense (and btw i didnt vote for trump like u think i did😭😭)

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Anonymous #66 2w

and ur education on hitler is CLEARLY lacking, especially considering u keep saying fascist without knowing what it means and who closer lines up with hitler

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Anonymous #38 2w

No I actually do know what it means and yeah the republicans are fascists at this point

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Anonymous #66 2w

yessss babez. bc that rhetoric isn’t dangerous and definitely hasn’t gotten anyone killed yet with being uneducated!!!!

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Anonymous #38 2w

No, it’s called being logical and realistic. Your only plan is “just vote 3rd party”, but realistically you’d have to convince the majority of both parties to do the same. So what exactly is your plan on unifying both sides, I’d love to hear it because that seems to be the million dollar question everyone is asking in this day and age.

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Anonymous #38 2w

It hasn’t. They are being fascists and denying that is only going to get people killed

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Anonymous #132 2w

did i say i have a plan? did i claim to be a politician? no. THEY HAVE TO MAKE A NAME FOR THEMSELVES. THEY DO. not us. all these third parties i’ve never heard of BC THEY DONT DO ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL. it’s not hard to make big connections, especially in politics when it makes someone look good

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Anonymous #66 2w

i’d love for u to tell me how, but i can tell ur “logic” isn’t either consistent, or based on actual facts, not “facts”

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Anonymous #66 2w

charlie kirk babe. charlie kirk is the perfect example of it

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Anonymous #38 2w

“3rd parties don’t do anything substantial but you should have voted for them last election”

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Anonymous #38 2w

Your logic isn’t remotely consistent

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Anonymous #38 2w

What does Charlie Kirk have anything to do with this

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Anonymous #38 2w

Well if you’re pushing voting 3rd party you should at least have a general understanding or outline of what you think is the optimal outcome for voting 3rd party. So your plan really just boils down to “Vote 3rd party”. So quick question, how’d that go last time? Did any 3rd party candidate make a name for themselves enough to convince both democrats and republicans to vote for them? I know you know the answers to both of those questions—-

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Anonymous #66 2w

literally being killed by dangerous rhetoric and being uneducated. and please, i beg u, tell me how it isn’t consistent. i’d love to hear this one

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Anonymous #66 2w

ur not even keeping with the argument omg

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Anonymous #38 2w

—-and when the answer you give is “not great” and “no”, then tell us why exactly we should vote 3rd party to begin with.

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Anonymous #38 2w

You mean the dangerous rhetoric that made a right winger kill him? I’m sorry but if someone is being a fascist then I’m going to call them what they are

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Anonymous #38 2w

Like genuinely please expand upon your points as to why ppl should vote third party. Your points so far essentially boil down to: The heard mentality is killing is —-> break the mentality by voting 3rd party——> *can’t give reasons other than two party system is bad (which is obvious)*——> then when asked, what’s the plan to realistically unite the two parties to get them to vote for a 3rd party you respond——-> “I never claimed I had a plan, that’s the candidates job”.

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Anonymous #38 2w

I also forgot to mention the part in which you admit that no 3rd party candidate has gained the necessary traction to pull in and entice voters from both sides of the isle. So at the end of the day, the plan is to vote third party and promote 3rd party and then… just cross your fingers and hope the right 3rd party candidate comes along to do the job. If I’m missing anything please let me know.

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Anonymous #180 2w

Why would anyone respect him of all people 😭

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Anonymous #180 2w

You actually have respect for this man?? What has this man done for THIS COUNTRY that has actually benefited us all???

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Anonymous #180 2w

What is disgusting about it? I bet if he was a democrat you’d be partying over this

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Anonymous #165 2w

It’s absolutely insane how you just don’t care about someone because of what he thinks You’d probably be happy if 80% of MAGA supporters died based on what you said

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Anonymous birthcontrol 2w

How are you arguing that he’s embarrassing to the US government but in another post you act like republicans can do nothing wrong

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Anonymous #66 2w

What post are you talking about? Of course the republicans can do wrong. They do wrong all the time, like with the states that banned abortion. Both sides do plenty of wrong.

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Anonymous #5 2w

Valid!

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Anonymous #182 2w

I seen that on channel 7 they did a news cast about it, it was pretty good

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Anonymous birthcontrol 2w

do you honestly believe they care about what the other side thinks? it’s a bloody war; and war is hell—there’s NO chance one side is giving even an inch to the other.

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Anonymous #51 2w

Noem would take u up on that!

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Anonymous #86 2w

no, that mf will outlive us 😭😭 that fuckng turtle lives 200+years 🐢

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Anonymous #137 2w

get off your sanctimonious claptrap; he’s hurting the innocent—babies don’t.

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Anonymous #27 2w

just like jesus cured hunger

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Anonymous #27 2w

I doubt that

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Anonymous #183 2w

Claptraps I good one I’m stealing that from you. But what I mean isn’t that I feel bad for him specifically. i know exactly how shitty he is and what he’s done, and I hate him. But watching old people fall takes me out of my rage. I can’t rage while watching someone so old and decrepit turn to dust before my eyes. I feel like I lose dignity when I waste my time hating on a mf like that. But he’s in a political position so he should fuckin take it or retire

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Anonymous birthcontrol 2w

Aww you’re so right. Let me start getting my tissues out for people who think other human beings shouldn’t be allowed to exist based off their identity 🥺🎻

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Anonymous #154 2w

How?

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Anonymous #29 2w

he is a senator 🤢 thats the worst part

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Anonymous #38 2w

Anddd nothing, typical

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Anonymous #132 2w

babe, i got better things to do than sit on yikyak and argue to a brick wall and say the same thing over and over again to get no where to a bigot. it’s not gonna work, and nor do i actually care. the fact that u care sm 3 days later is actually depressing and shows u have no life. find one then get back to me sweetheart

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Anonymous #201 1w

Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce you’re a b

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