He’s dead. Anyways, who do you all think will win the World Cup?

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What are you guys talking about? He’s totally fine

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Kinda in between, he’s Schrodinger’s Senator

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Unconfirmed rumors have stated that McConnell is being kept on life support to prevent a run off for his vacated seat prior to the Aug 3 deadline. After eyewitnesses accounts of McConnell receiving CPR and being rushed to the hospital, his wife, who has power of attorney over him and is the only one that can remove him from life support, departed for China a few days after his admittance to the hospital.

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This isn’t TikTok we can say dead

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he’s def not alive. they are basically acting like he is alive not letting the public seem him. but he was like 85 and went into cardiac arrest so you take your guess.

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i talked to him this morning. very pale. smelled like wet dog. don’t think he’s gonna make it

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rigor tortious

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Just remember Congress gets free healthcare so whatever they’re doing to him we’re paying for it.

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Hopefully dead

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To my knowledge, he’s /

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went for a jog w him this morning, speedy lad beat me again!

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they doing a weekend at mitch’s

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He is, in fact

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He’s an international sex symbol

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most likely brain dead and kept alive on life support

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“Unalive” just say dead bro

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I talked to him for 20 minutes this morning

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He’s tragically “recovering and continuing to work remotely”.

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He's dead. You cannot do CPR on someone that age/condition and them survive. You just can't. It would kill them. CPR is extremely hard on the body

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schrödinger’s mcconnell

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Probably trying to clone him or something atp

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As a maga republican I can safely say that while I wish death on no American the party and country as a whole will be better the day he walks through those gates and meets his master.

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He’s def alive. Only crazy left wing conspiracy theorists think he’s dead

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Who the fuck is that

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