Anonymous #1 4d

my mother is dead so she couldn't possibly have yikyak, she died in 2014 of the hiccups. my aunt margret was at the funeral and she also had hiccups, the 911 operator thought we were prank calling but it wasn't a prank she really did have the hiccups but it's okay because most people seem to think i'm a liar, my wife divorced me because she thinks i lied about eating the last scoop of peanut butter but im allergic to nuts and she knows this, i think she didn't like me, i send her jif for xmas

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