Send her a Spotify link to fuck sumn by Kanye west and then shock yourself in the balls with a car battery and some jumper cables
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Anonymous18h
High key I’d just say “do you wanna have sex?”
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Anonymous17h
Maybe try to soft launch that you’re interested in “taking things a step further” if she’s interested too
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Anonymous16h
Pray, do not think me uncouth, but I am formally requesting your consent to engage in a spectacular exhibition of romantic gallantry, effective immediately.
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Anonymous19h
"can i hit?"
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Anonymous14h
This is horrible advice
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Anonymous#113h
I mean you can always fuck off, probably why girls are always dry asf with you
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Anonymous8h
See that’s the thing love, you need to be talking to her first to show her that, like the question itself was horrible because people should look for the emotional connection first and then anything else like stop seeing everything sexually guys.
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Anonymous#53h
M’lady, if it is to your liking, may we engage our physical forms in wonderful combination of euphoric concoctions and emotional expression?