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Kill the lantern flies they be invasive and shi
431 upvotes, 45 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Ask Anything. "Kill the lantern flies they be invasive and shi"
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Anonymous 11w

I was stomping them, and ppl were aghast. “But they look so pretty…”

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Anonymous 11w

They just showed up at the local conservation land. Mgmt is FREAKING. 😩

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Anonymous 11w

They look good in my bug collection

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Anonymous 11w

I spray them with dawn and water mixture. Try to avoid leaves and only spray in the evenings so the dew can get any soap off the trees.

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Anonymous 11w

It’s a hobby every since one of them made their way under the cheese of my pizza.

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Anonymous 11w

Kill atleast 20 on average at work (I work outside on a lot)

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Anonymous 11w

tired of these mfs, one flew in my car and i almost died😭😭

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Anonymous 11w

i be curb stomping those hoes

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Anonymous 11w

I give these the turbo stomp. It’s been a running competition with myself to see how big I can make the diameter of the splatter

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Anonymous 11w

Where are they found

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Anonymous 11w

Snacks

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Anonymous 11w

Ahhh but theyre so pretty

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Anonymous 11w

Kill them if you’re lame and acting like humans aren’t 1000x worse

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 11w

out in my city it’s the opposite. some people get so into it they stop for a few minutes on their commute to smash a bunch

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 11w

Ikr I love the red… but they’re so bad

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 11w
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Anonymous replying to -> #5 11w

They need a sacrificial tree of heaven to hit with insecticide every couple of days

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

Or they can put traps there too

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

Smarter.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

There’s too many, can’t squash an r strategist because 10 more eggs hatch with a single stomp

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 11w

yeah this made them look disgusting thank you

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 11w

This is a recent thing? Dang how does everybody seem to know about this

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 11w

In the east mainly, but they're spreading quickly. They were first identified in Pennsylvania in 2014 I think

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 11w

Not super recent — I saw some in Pennsylvania a couple years ago while visiting for just a day

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 11w

Thanks for the info. I never knew what they were before this weekend. Suppose I just thought they were all moths before recently

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 11w

Omg im so sorry

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 11w

Same!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 11w

Glorious. I keep a daily count of how many I’ve destroyed.

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 11w

They were super common in Jersey and New York. Idk about now but when I was in nyc a few weeks ago for a rooftop party they were appearing like crazy. The party ended up just being a lantern fly graveyard

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 11w

Oh heck naw have you seen their long legs

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

Thanks

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 11w

We’re not gonna have fucking ecosystems if they live. Squash every single one on sight.

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 11w

What kind of whack-ass take is this? You have to be misinformed like like eight different ways

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 11w

It’s life matters to it not me so why would I kill it

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 11w

if life matters to you, then you protect it by not allowing the SLF to destroy the home of countless other beings. i’m sorry but as someone who’s tripped a shit ton too, it’s not relevant here. the media isn’t telling you bugs don’t matter, it’s telling you that this species is invasive and destroying habitats for lifeforms

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

Don’t even know what the SLF is. My mindset is new, not a god lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

Just don’t kill shit because I’m told too

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

But people say their “pro nature” yet watch a lion abandon its cub in the wild and not save it yet record it for documentary. Fuck this “natures law” bs you have the ability to manipulate matter and you didn’t save the lion FUCK them

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 11w

slf is spotted lantern fly, which are the insects we’re talking about. or as i should say, the insects i’m talking about, bc idk what bullshit you’re on. i’m not a nature documentary recorder, i’m someone who doesn’t want to see the north american ecosystem demolished by invasive species. you sit by and reap the benefits of a world you condemn

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

Even if you’re smart and know a lot, would killing a few really do shit against the natural algorithm of the exponential growth of their reproduction

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

You can kill a lot and feel like a hero for the day but it ain’t doing much chief

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

Even if you’ve got a mix of moral and logical correctness in your argument

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

You’d need chemical war against them

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 11w

it’s not perfect but it is helpful when people limit their growth. we had a horrible infestation in my city a few years ago and we had to have a kill on sight alert put out. they literally swarmed our buildings and the few trees we had, since we’re inner-city. it was the other students that killed that vast majority of the first wave of them, and the university eventually had to hire a team for the rest. however you can’t just hire a team for every single one you see. so you gotta stomp them

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 11w

I bet you eat meat you idiot

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