Anonymous #1 16h

Kinda is

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Anonymous #3 16h

And buy me some chicken bakes

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Anonymous #1 15h

bot

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Anonymous #1 15h

Hey so why don’t you go to Costco get an industrial sized broom and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSS (jk)

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Anonymous #10 14h

she broke up w u cos relationships should be unconditional no expectations

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Anonymous #5 14h

other than like love and respect ofc

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Anonymous #5 14h

I’d say my love was pretty unconditional. but i also know that love isn’t enough. i was trying to make a joke but i guess you didn’t catch it

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Anonymous #10 14h

the punchline must’ve hit somebody else

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Anonymous #5 14h

Disagree love is not unconditional, none is, but your relationship shouldn’t have a scorecard

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Anonymous #7 14h

i don’t really understand how you think you’re able to tell me how i felt. I’d say love is many things and being unconditional is an optional part of it

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Anonymous #7 14h

in a relationship you should accept your partner for who they are, good days, bad, flaws and all. that’s real unconditional love

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Anonymous #5 14h

not saying that you love all of it but accepting it and being there for them

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Anonymous #5 14h

thanks for telling me i was unsure about that

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Anonymous #1 14h

Just miserable bitch

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Anonymous #6 14h

Anal**

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Anonymous #6 13h

Make him banana bread. Then give him head while he eats it.

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Anonymous #12 12h

You need to leave this man.

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Anonymous #10 11h

Did she need to hang out with you? Call you? Kiss you? Cuddle you? All conditions of love homie you wouldn’t have loved her so deeply without her efforts toward loving you. I don’t doubt you loved her deeply and intensely but that doesn’t mean you can change the way the brain works

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Anonymous #7 11h

what are we arguing about? i think we’re saying the same thing but we’re disagreeing with each other on how we’re saying it

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Anonymous #12 10h

Genuinely the funniest comment I've seen in a while🤣 Please leave him.

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Anonymous #7 9h

You can get in with a gift card

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Anonymous #5 7h

Or you're daft…

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Anonymous #16 4h

that’s ok you’re irrelevant

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Anonymous #8 2h

A preposal

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Anonymous #12 2h

bong water… as…. LUBE????

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Anonymous #12 2h

is he the one being pegged?

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Anonymous #10 2h

you’re being downvoted for the “why can’t more girls be grateful” line. it’s giving “manosphere incel” if I’m being honest.

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Anonymous #6 2h

this comment thread is all r*pey as hell 😬

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Anonymous #18 1h

how if that’s her bf??

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Anonymous #20 1h

bruh there’s a bunch of men going back n forth over how she should sexually perform for this man who was j doing smthn out of kindness… you don’t think that’s the least bit invasive and objectifying?

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Anonymous #18 1h

This is yikyak lol chill out

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Anonymous #21 1h

yeah so why are we telling a girl to “give” her bf head and anal. weird af.

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Anonymous #21 1h

18 is literally correct tf? at a bare minimum, it’s objectifying as fuck.

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Anonymous #19 1h

no literally but i’m the one being told to “chill out” for pointing out the obvious. do they think these quirky jokes make women like them? bc it’s having an adverse effect…

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Anonymous #18 1h

nah you’re 100% right in this tbh. like it’s a fucking costco card and people are acting as if it somehow necessitates sexual gratification or some shit? ppl are weird asf.

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Anonymous #19 1h

like idgaf if you’re joking who hears ab smthn nice and debates how she can “repay” him.

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Anonymous #18 1h

I hope so

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Anonymous #18 1h

It’s just gratitude. Not much deeper than that..

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Anonymous #11 1h

what gratitude?? you don’t get a voice in somebody else’s relationship especially when it comes to doing sexual favors. how parasocial do you have to be…why are you determining how she should express her gratitude?

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Anonymous #18 1h

me when I’m in a “being a parasocial hypocrite” competition and my opponent is you (im cooked)

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Anonymous #18 1h

ima female bru what 😭 chill out

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Anonymous #21 1h

i’m sorry that as a man you lack consciousness ❤️

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Anonymous #6 1h

point still stands.

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Anonymous #18 1h

More so commentary on how I - as a man - should like to receive gratitude. I don’t think anyone in this thread was using a direct voice.

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