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my boyfriend asked if I wanted to be added to his costco card felt like I just got proposed to
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Anonymous 1w

that’s like a pre-proposal 😲

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Anonymous 1w

give him head rn

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Anonymous 1w

thats so hot

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Anonymous 1w

W bf

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Anonymous 1w

GODDAMN IT I WANNA GO TO COSTO SO BAD

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Anonymous 1w

Aw means he looks at you as his family !!! My bf asked if he could use bong water as lube🥹

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Anonymous 1w

AGREEEEE!!!

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Anonymous 1w

Better than real estate atp

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Anonymous 1w

You can only add 1 person to that I’d say it’s probably a higher honor tbh

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Anonymous 1w

Thought you were gonna say my bf asked for a 3sum

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Anonymous 1w

need me a costco pizza rn

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Anonymous 1w

He loves you. You best appreciate this honor I’ll tell you hwhat

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Anonymous 1w

Girl ur in heaven

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Anonymous 5d

This is big! Very big! I feel we must be 3 months away from a new puppy

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Anonymous 16h

Still with him

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Anonymous 1w

bruh i added my gf to my prime subscription and she still broke up with me. why can’t more girls be grateful

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Anonymous 1w

Kinda is

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

And buy me some chicken bakes

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Anonymous 1w

bot

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Anonymous 1w

Hey so why don’t you go to Costco get an industrial sized broom and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSS (jk)

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

she broke up w u cos relationships should be unconditional no expectations

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

other than like love and respect ofc

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

I’d say my love was pretty unconditional. but i also know that love isn’t enough. i was trying to make a joke but i guess you didn’t catch it

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

the punchline must’ve hit somebody else

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

Disagree love is not unconditional, none is, but your relationship shouldn’t have a scorecard

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

i don’t really understand how you think you’re able to tell me how i felt. I’d say love is many things and being unconditional is an optional part of it

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

in a relationship you should accept your partner for who they are, good days, bad, flaws and all. that’s real unconditional love

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

not saying that you love all of it but accepting it and being there for them

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

thanks for telling me i was unsure about that

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Anonymous 1w

Just miserable bitch

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

Anal**

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

Make him banana bread. Then give him head while he eats it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1w

You need to leave this man.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

Did she need to hang out with you? Call you? Kiss you? Cuddle you? All conditions of love homie you wouldn’t have loved her so deeply without her efforts toward loving you. I don’t doubt you loved her deeply and intensely but that doesn’t mean you can change the way the brain works

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

what are we arguing about? i think we’re saying the same thing but we’re disagreeing with each other on how we’re saying it

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1w

Genuinely the funniest comment I've seen in a while🤣 Please leave him.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

You can get in with a gift card

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

Or you're daft…

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 1w

that’s ok you’re irrelevant

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

A preposal

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1w

bong water… as…. LUBE????

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1w

is he the one being pegged?

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

you’re being downvoted for the “why can’t more girls be grateful” line. it’s giving “manosphere incel” if I’m being honest.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

this comment thread is all r*pey as hell 😬

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

how if that’s her bf??

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 1w

bruh there’s a bunch of men going back n forth over how she should sexually perform for this man who was j doing smthn out of kindness… you don’t think that’s the least bit invasive and objectifying?

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

This is yikyak lol chill out

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 1w

yeah so why are we telling a girl to “give” her bf head and anal. weird af.

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 1w

18 is literally correct tf? at a bare minimum, it’s objectifying as fuck.

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 1w

no literally but i’m the one being told to “chill out” for pointing out the obvious. do they think these quirky jokes make women like them? bc it’s having an adverse effect…

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

nah you’re 100% right in this tbh. like it’s a fucking costco card and people are acting as if it somehow necessitates sexual gratification or some shit? ppl are weird asf.

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 1w

like idgaf if you’re joking who hears ab smthn nice and debates how she can “repay” him.

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

I hope so

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

It’s just gratitude. Not much deeper than that..

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 1w

what gratitude?? you don’t get a voice in somebody else’s relationship especially when it comes to doing sexual favors. how parasocial do you have to be…why are you determining how she should express her gratitude?

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

me when I’m in a “being a parasocial hypocrite” competition and my opponent is you (im cooked)

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

ima female bru what 😭 chill out

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 1w

i’m sorry that as a man you lack consciousness ❤️

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

point still stands.

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

More so commentary on how I - as a man - should like to receive gratitude. I don’t think anyone in this thread was using a direct voice.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 1w

weird. as. fuck. “repay that gratitude with some head” like shut the fuck up. it’s crazy how some of yall can’t recognize how disgusting you sound.

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

Bros never been on this app. We wild asf

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

tf are you on about. listen we dont want to hear your fantasies

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

Nah I get you don’t listen to those losers. It’s weird asf. There’s an unfortunate amount of conservatives on this app

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

Thank u 🫤 fr who gets this bent over a yikyak comment section on a Costco card…

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 1w

Kinda disgusting 11 won’t get his head. Pretty weird 19, quite odd

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 1w

It wasn’t the Costco card that’s the problem. You’re just a gross loser.

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 1w

Literally had nothin to do with politics but keep projecting dude 😆 life’s too short to boil everything u read on the internet to a political pissing contest. Over a Costco card no less smh

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

“Female” at least TRY to lie better holy fuck

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

“Female” …yeah ok fed

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 1w

no fr I was dying to they comments 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 1w

I see 100% what you’re saying & I agree. If she WERE to repay him it doesn’t have to be sexual & at that point if you’re doing something for me expecting me to pay you back just don’t do shit for me bc at that point it becomes transactional not genuine

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 1w

Make him bake the bread then eat his ass while he feeds it to you

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 1w

I’m not sure how that’s possible 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 1w

think about it

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