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Is it a canon event for 19yo to not poop in the entirety of July? Asking for a friend and def not me
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Anonymous 11w

This situation, in which your friend (not you) is in, is very unhealthy and can do tons of damage to your friend‘s (not yours) body. So please tell your friend (not yourself) to go poop

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Anonymous 11w

uhhhh no

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Anonymous 11w

How many times do I have to say it’s not me it’s a friend. I poop at least once a month.

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Anonymous 11w

It’s time to seek medical attention.

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Anonymous 11w

Well duh its no poop july

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Anonymous 11w

my friend, and definitely not me, did this when they, and absolutely not me, started migraine meds. Miralax didn't help because it's a stool softener. Absurd amounts of caffeine didn't help. My friend, and positively not me, took some laxatives and pooped a little, but it was mainly just waiting on the meds my friend took to wear off.

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Anonymous 11w

More water, walking and eat some cherries

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Anonymous 11w

can i talk to ur friend op? i wouldnt want u hearing this msg when ur bowels r in perfect health

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Anonymous 11w

I wouldn’t call it a canon event but you probably need to see a doctor. 31 days is a lot.

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Anonymous 11w

Tell your friend to start taking fiber supplement everyday.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

I’ll def let my friend know since it’s not me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

Yes I will tell them but they are feeling (at least that’s what they are saying) that they cannot. As this is not me I’m not sure if that’s true but I can vouch

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Once again it’s not me.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

They say they cannot

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 11w

I’m glad I’m not unique in my choice of friends

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

Not for me just for my friend tho

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Well why would you not participate in no poop july? I thought we all did

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

No just my friend

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Im sober from pooping bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

Like my friend this month I guess

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 11w

Idk why ur telling me this when it’s my friend that’s struggling

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

Sure let me grab them

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Hello it’s me OP’s friend def not OP bc OP is not a liar nor am I

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

perfect. its so great that u two live so close together and/or in the same room. how unsuspiciously convenient. anyway *whispers at a decibel so low that op cant hear it* m a g n e s i u m c i t r a t e

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

Ty this is very helpful as ops friend

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

It’s OP again

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

OP DO NOT SCROLL UP

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

THERE IS INFORMATION PRESENT THAT UR BOWELS DO NOT NEED

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

I won’t I promise

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

phew

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 11w

Not me tho bc it’s my friend

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11w

Lol ur silly

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 11w

I don’t need to my friend maybe does

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 11w

Why am I silly if this is not me

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