👏 Take 👏 A 👏 Shower!!! 👏

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could be a hemorrhoid try prep H

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Get wet wipes or a bidet. You’re probably irritated from the dry paper

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It’s something called “shiny butthole syndrome” (yes really) and because that area naturally has some lubrication, cleaning and wiping too much can throw off its natural balance which leads to itching. Try using a gentle soap when you shower and a bit of water on your tp to get clean then one wipe with dry tp to dry off. The itching will go away. I’m shocked at all of the idiotic responses attacking you for being dirty when it’s really the complete opposite! There are so many morons on here☹️

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Parasites

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Gotta wipe till it’s red my boy

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Pls use a bidet

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Bro got worms

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God basic hygiene really isn’t that hard

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I mean did you go camping? Could’ve wiped with poison ivy fingers, or you might have eczema or gotten a bug bite. Take a good shower and moisturize and give it a few days and see if you feel better

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Bidet. Everyone should use one.

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