The best revenge is you being happy without them! Nothing hurts worse than you not giving a fuck

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Send poop to his door

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If he’s allergic to gluten send him a glitter bomb but instead of glitter put flour

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Live your best life and be happy

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Take an object important to him (like idk if he has a motorcycle or do his phone wallet and keys) wrap it in syran wrap and melt it with a hairdryer. It makes it rly hard to get off and it’s hella annoying lol

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Ooh if he’s got a guitar fill it with soup that ruins it lol

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Hitman?

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Instant potatoes in the yard before it rains, sugar in his gas tank, rubber bands thrown into the driveway so it takes forever to clean etc

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