I am the loyal subject and servant of a highly intelligent alien being from beyond Pluto who is pretending to be a cat but sometimes he forgets to pretend

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I’m so much happier with my cat than a dog. I don’t go outside to walk her, her litter box is much better and convenient for me. Dogs bark loudly and need constant attention. My cat meows moderately and loves to play occasionally. She doesn’t meow at cars and animals outside or annoy the hell out of me.

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