I would shit on someone’s head

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Yes, but only so I can get better at shit sniping

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I mean, I’m like a bird. I only fly away. I don’t know where my soul is. I don’t know where my home is.

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this is how i feel when my carplay cuts out and i have to drive in silence. also yes

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Eh, birds have their own set of problems to deal with: hunters, hawks, people that think it's funny to feed them alka-seltzer to watch them explode

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Okay Jenny Curran

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