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AITA for telling someone I could theoretically eat people (and old world apes) when she asked about my allergies. I’m allergic to all mammals (except those lol) and I guess that was hard to believe
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Anonymous 5w

what 😭 you're just telling this person you would theoretically be a cannibal

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Anonymous 5w

I mean I guess NAH. It was kinda weird to say but you’re not an *asshole* for saying it

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Anonymous 4w

NTA you seem fun to converse with

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

They were like “you can’t be allergic to ALL mammals! Beef AND pork AND lamb etc” and I was like “well technically, I could eat old world apes, like Columbus monkeys… and people also don’t produce alpha gal so I guess I could eat a person?” I didn’t say “I can’t eat pork so people is the next best thing!” But she acted like that’s what I said 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

babe i'm not agreeing with you, i think it's weird as well. i understand the thought process you were going for but it's still odd thing to say

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

Haha thank you! I think so too! You do too if you find this entertaining

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

:)

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