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426 upvotes, 32 comments. Yik Yak image post by memer in AITA.
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Anonymous 1d

The first slice stays until it meets the last. Then you eat it food is expensive

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Anonymous 1d

I love the end pieces, I can’t even lie

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Anonymous 1d

Sorry chat I eat my bread in chronological order and there is no changing that

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Anonymous 23h

The first slice stays in to help keep the middle ones from drying out!!!

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Anonymous 1d

the first slice stays until you are hungry enough for 2 sandwiches, then you eat the crust sandwich first

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Anonymous 23h

Just like i don’t eat ass, I don’t eat ass bread. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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Anonymous 22h

I hated these pieces but my mom hated us wasting food more

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Anonymous 17h

I keep burger patties in the freezer and use the ends to make a burger. Perfect

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Anonymous 3h

First and last piece go in the brown sugar bag (putting a slice of bread with your brown sugar can help keep it from drying out and becoming hard)

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Anonymous 22h

I always wait until the end of the loaf to eat the two ends. I save those for a sort of bread cereal snack. I soak them in a big glass of milk and let them sit until they dissolve a bit and eat the bread out of the glass of milk with a spoon.

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Anonymous 2h

I hate wasting food so I use the ends to make croutons instead

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Anonymous 1d

The ends suck. I skip over them throughout and throw them out at the end too.

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Anonymous 7h

Bread is bread. Dude

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Anonymous 1d

Single?

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 23h

Oh I like to put them in cookie containers, too! Very good use of loaf

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 23h

Dry? I like my bread exposed to moisture. I love soggy bread.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 19h

Flip it over to make a sandwich. It’s like any other slice then

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 19h

Technically we all do... it's the chronological order in which we eat the bread. Time is linear.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 17h

two horrible choices

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 17h

We got ourselves a classical physics fan over here

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 17h

How about metaphysical philosophy

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 17h

how about 8 inches and thick

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 17h

how about multimillionaires

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 17h

how about talented how about loving and respectful I lost my wife 10 weeks ago 21 years faithful my daughter ******** ******* three weeks ago (oh shit) 13 she was faster than me at 12 and i run a 6 minute mile my testimony im nothing but pure and i ask you if you want to be in a youtube channel and you like scrawny guys

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 17h

Brain blast! Okay, rephrasing. How about… sequential order? Or successively?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 17h

Those seem better

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 15h

So it’s all in our minds basically

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 12h

I wanna know and have whatever substance you’re on #12

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 12h

Sorry I hope this didn’t come off as condescending my sentence got cut off 🥲 I think the way we think about time and sequence is super interesting genuinely

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 12h

Was the brain blast a Jimmy Newtron reference?

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 12h

Yeah it was you caught me

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 12h

lol well I loved that show as a kid

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