If your parents gave you a first name that rhymes, alliterates, or ends with the same letter that starts your last name, idk how to tell you think but you’re supposed to be out in public somewhere, blocking passage until someone answers your riddles three
My mom went to school with twins named Tony and Tommy Thompson
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Anonymous#136w
No my parents figured they shot a big enough hole in my foot with half of them being alcoholics
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AnonymousOP36w
Wait genuinely--
How do you know that the other one isnt an alcoholic?
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Anonymous#136w
If they were both alcoholics I’d have overheard less “you need to stop drinking alcohol” arguments and more “you need to stop drinking MY alcohol” arguments