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If your parents gave you a first name that rhymes, alliterates, or ends with the same letter that starts your last name, idk how to tell you think but you’re supposed to be out in public somewhere, blocking passage until someone answers your riddles three
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Anonymous 13w

Wait are you speaking like this because its you?

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Anonymous 12w

My mom went to school with twins named Tony and Tommy Thompson

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

No my parents figured they shot a big enough hole in my foot with half of them being alcoholics

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Wait genuinely-- How do you know that the other one isnt an alcoholic?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

If they were both alcoholics I’d have overheard less “you need to stop drinking alcohol” arguments and more “you need to stop drinking MY alcohol” arguments

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Makes sense. Thank you bro

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

So real.

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