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answer EVERY damn one 1. How do y'all shave ur balls with them being all squishy and wibbily 2. Do u clean ur dick by stroken it, does it make u hard 3. Do u squish ur balls if u sit 2 fast 4. Does jumping commando hurt guys the way it hurts girls boobs?
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Anonymous 7w

I have so many questions, u will see me here OFTEN

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Anonymous 7w

1. Stretch it out and go slow.

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Anonymous 7w

1. Wouldn't know 2. I just wash it like everything else, no arousal 3. Not personally 4. No

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Anonymous 7w

1. Idk what u mean by squishy and wibbly i just shave em yk 2. No 3. No I don’t normally sit with my legs directly on top of my balls most ppl manspread for a reason 4. No

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Anonymous 7w

1. I don't. I get waxed. Everywhere. 2. Basically & no. 3. Never happened to me but I'm sure it could happen. 4. No.

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Anonymous 7w

1. Pull smaller sections of the sack tight at a time. You can sort of straighten the skin against the ball and do it that way 2a. Yes; 2b. sometimes but not often 3. Yes but I wear boxer briefs which helps prevent this by keeping things contained 4. No

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Anonymous 7w

1. Very carefully. 2. That’s how I clean it, and no. 3. Yes, I’ve did it today sitting down to fast at my office. 4. Holy shit that is the most accurate comparison I’ve heard in a while

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Anonymous 7w

1. It’s not that hard 2. Yes, no 3. yes 4. No

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Anonymous 7w

3-4 depends on the guy

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Anonymous 7w

1. i use an electric trimmer with a guard so i’ve never worried ab it 2. yes and sometimes, when it does i just gotta try and ignore it 3. i’ve heard of it before but it’s never happened to me 4. typically no

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Anonymous 7w

1: CAREFULLY. Stretch the skin, and don’t shave it bald; trim it reasonably close. 2: no and no. 3: no. Your balls hang from the front, not the back. There’s like zero risk of sitting on them in anything like a normal sitting position. Plus if anything sitting really fast would cause them to hang in the air and be safer since your ass has a head start to the chair. 4: no. Since helicoptering is how we clean them after peeing, they’re fastened on there pretty good

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Anonymous 7w

1 slowly and carefully 2 like an arm or leg and no 3 yes 4 no

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Anonymous 7w

1. I actually don’t shave them directly. I hold an electric razor as close to the hairs as possible. Idk if other guys do this but I do bc you can cut yourself really easily if you’re not careful. 2. Yes but it’s just like a little once over, don’t get hard from it 3. Mostly no, but if you’re wearing something tight they might get a little squished over time 4. No, but I don’t know that about girls. Why does it hurt your boobs???

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Anonymous 7w

1. I don’t shave, I trim 2. No 3. Sometimes, you have to orient yourself properly when sitting and it’s usually second nature to sit properly so it rarely ever happens 4. No but it can if you have longer balls and space your legs out enough so your balls hit your thighs on the way down

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Anonymous 7w

1. Stretch em out, go slow 2. Yes, and sometimes 3. If our legs are together they get squished, that’s why we manspread haha 4. No but dick slaps balls and that can hurt 🫡

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Anonymous 7w

1. Very carefully, everyone is different but stretching into a flatter/tighter surface is the general tec 2. Gets covered in soap when you loofah in between the legs, just have to pull the foreskin back to clean in there 3. If you have large thighs its possible but rare, skinny guys even more rare 4. Again rare but possible, the scrotum expands and contracts so they're not always in the same spot. I've jumped off surfaces wrong and had the shock go right into my pelvis/balls not at all pleasant.

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Anonymous 7w

1- in the shower w shaving cream and razor. Tbh i dont go gentle bc I never get cuts. I just stretch it out ig 2-use a washcloth to rub it and around it, doesn’t get hard 3- idk if it’s because it was too fast, but yes and it hurts, takes like a min to feel better 4- no

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Anonymous 7w

1 straight razor 2 kinda I use soap 3 yes 4 no

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Anonymous 7w

1. They firm up under specific conditions and or you can use creams 2. Yes, no 3. You can but usually not 4. Not at all

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Anonymous 7w

1. the skin tenses up when they're cold or when i'm hard 2. no but shaving the shaft is easier when hard, see 1. 3. rarely but not never 4. no

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Anonymous 7w

1. Lots of bleeding. Probably bleed out more than a woman does a period week. But it's important. 2. No 3. No 4. No

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

I guess I just mean they’re soft and floppy, and like they don’t stay still like other parts of the body do. For a girl who’s never had to shave that area, it sounds tricky because you have to handle skin that moves around a lot and isn’t firm or flat

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

I have cut the shit out of them before using an electric trimmer bc the skin will get under the guard. You gotta go slow and careful with a normal razor and just hold everything still. It’s a pain in the butt for sure which is why it’s more of a special occasion thing

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

Ya I mean u just put ur other hand on the other side of it to stabilize and hold it there while u shave

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

The skin doesn’t rlly move around a lot there’s just a bunch of it

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

U gotta get one of those trimmer heads made specifically for ur balls I’m telling ya it’s a life changer

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 7w

2.

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 7w

3. Rarely if ever happens

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 7w

4. The exterior is built for shock absorption (do not test this)

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 7w

When first learning I cut myself and there’s always that reminder on it

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 7w

I guess when we jump, gravity just yanks our boobs down.—the best way to compare the feeling is its kinda like that weird stomach-drop feel where it feels like all ur organs are lifting when your going down on a roller coaster (but in your boobs) up, followed by a sharp tug when we land. That's the best way I can describe jumping with no bra on

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

Interesting…

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 6w

Most of us don’t have a foreskin

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 6w

Neither do i but you still gotta clean the tip brotha

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 6w

There’s nothing to pull back when the foreskin is removed but yeah

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