1: CAREFULLY. Stretch the skin, and don’t shave it bald; trim it reasonably close. 2: no and no. 3: no. Your balls hang from the front, not the back. There’s like zero risk of sitting on them in anything like a normal sitting position. Plus if anything sitting really fast would cause them to hang in the air and be safer since your ass has a head start to the chair. 4: no. Since helicoptering is how we clean them after peeing, they’re fastened on there pretty good
1. I actually don’t shave them directly. I hold an electric razor as close to the hairs as possible. Idk if other guys do this but I do bc you can cut yourself really easily if you’re not careful. 2. Yes but it’s just like a little once over, don’t get hard from it 3. Mostly no, but if you’re wearing something tight they might get a little squished over time 4. No, but I don’t know that about girls. Why does it hurt your boobs???
1. I don’t shave, I trim 2. No 3. Sometimes, you have to orient yourself properly when sitting and it’s usually second nature to sit properly so it rarely ever happens 4. No but it can if you have longer balls and space your legs out enough so your balls hit your thighs on the way down
1. Very carefully, everyone is different but stretching into a flatter/tighter surface is the general tec 2. Gets covered in soap when you loofah in between the legs, just have to pull the foreskin back to clean in there 3. If you have large thighs its possible but rare, skinny guys even more rare 4. Again rare but possible, the scrotum expands and contracts so they're not always in the same spot. I've jumped off surfaces wrong and had the shock go right into my pelvis/balls not at all pleasant.
I guess when we jump, gravity just yanks our boobs down.—the best way to compare the feeling is its kinda like that weird stomach-drop feel where it feels like all ur organs are lifting when your going down on a roller coaster (but in your boobs) up, followed by a sharp tug when we land. That's the best way I can describe jumping with no bra on