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If a man refers to himself as Batman and you go along with it and then he accidentally calls you catwoman… does tha mean what I think it does?
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Anonymous 3d

That he is Justice? Yes. Is he the night? Yes

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Anonymous 2d

That he’s secretly a millionaire vigilante? Probably not 😂😂😂

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Anonymous 1d

if a man starts calling himself Batman or mentions that’s his favorite hero - js know your cooked

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Anonymous 2d

You guys are not helping me 🤦‍♀️

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

Bruh

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

Exactly what I was thinking

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Wdym bro I’m Batman just look at what I found in a store once

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2d

Well you can’t be Batman because… IM THE REAL BATMAN!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

I mean just look at my car!

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Fuck you got me

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

I’m batman

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2d

You’re not the guy I’m talking about

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

JUSTICE! FOR GOTHAM!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2d

BE THE NIGHT!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2d

Seriously I could use help I just thought he was gonna ask me to lunch but he was just checking when to schedule a meeting 🤦‍♀️

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

I mean if he’s Batman he’s also not the type of guy to chase, you might have to go get him first

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2d

That’s literally his job description.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Real talk, you can’t MAKE someone chase you. If he likes you, he’ll put in effort to get to know you. All you really need to do is be open to the idea of that.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2d

To be fair the situation is a little complicated

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

How so?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2d

I hate imposters! 😒😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Every thought he might be too busy saving Gotham?? Maybe he sent the Batmobile to pick you up, but you just couldn’t see it smh

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2d

The Batmobile is advanced enough to find me at any location

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Well duh, but you as a normal person won’t be able to see the invisible Batmobile. Tsk tsk,

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2d

As if the greatest cat burglar in the world couldn’t find it 😤

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

But batman is objectively the best 🤨

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

Also it’s very joking and only over text

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