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Ask Men 7w
What are you guys doing in the bathroom for so long? I understand a poop takes time, but it feels like every man I know shits for 3 business days.
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Anonymous 7w

For a lot of us that one of the only times nobody ever bothers us for anything so it’s nice

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Anonymous 7w

Scroll on my phone

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Anonymous 7w

If I’m taking a long time, it’s genuinely because it’s taking me that long to go to the bathroom

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Anonymous 7w

I watch TikTok for most of that time

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Anonymous 7w

Rehearsing my Oscar acceptance speech

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Anonymous 7w

Contemplating life and its many errors and wins

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Anonymous 7w

Trying to get away from my gf who has no concept of privacy or personal space

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Anonymous 7w

Gooning to dem fine thangs on my phone

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Anonymous 7w

Gotta get that 3 crown

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Anonymous 7w
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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

☝️

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7w

The shower is for rehearsing my Oprah appearance

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7w

Where do you go to do your grammy speach

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

The kitchen. I’ve found stir fry’s are a good audience

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7w

Hell yeah

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