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How do I find a boyfriend out in the wild?
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Anonymous 29w

Well first you need the proper gear. Finding a man is the easy part. For keeping one, I suggest a tranquilizer to start. Specifically, a high-potency alpha-2 adrenergic receptor agonist with sedative, analgesic, and muscle relaxant properties, structurally related to imidazole compounds—commonly formulated as dexmedetomidine hydrochloride. Once he’s unconscious and in your room, just make him cookies or something

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Anonymous 29w

Take a cute man's arm and ask where you two are going

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Anonymous 29w
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Anonymous 29w

Similar to what #1 said but instead just ask if you can join him.

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Anonymous 29w

Truth >

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Anonymous 29w

You don’t. Download a dating app and get over your stupid dream that Prince Charming will knock at your door

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Anonymous 29w

you don’t

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 29w

There is a very fine line between creepy and flirty, and this is creepy

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 29w

This would work on me

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 29w

Well damn😭

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