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Your ex is on her first date since breaking it off with you (yesterday if that matters). What could you say that has the greatest chance of ruining her night? (No crimes obvi)
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Anonymous 12w

Why ruin her night? Move on with your life.

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Anonymous 11w

Nothing. Block her and forget about it.

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Anonymous 12w

Yesterday???

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Anonymous 11w

You should shit in your pants and then do jumping jacks. That would really ruin her night.

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Anonymous 12w

Yeah, that sucks so fucking bad, man - but in the long run, you’re going to live better and be happier if you can respect yourself after this. Don’t be petty, be a better person than her, and lead a better life (which will include a better girl)

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Anonymous replying to -> loverboy 12w

Yeah

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