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not_a_witch

 Hey again. It’s me. How was your weekend? Is your index toe longer than your big toe? Also, if you could exchange your soul for anything, what would it be?
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Anonymous 2w

No, and I’d probably sell my soul for magic powers like a wizard or something like that.

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Anonymous 2w

I spent too much money. And Ill trade it for more Lego

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Anonymous 2w

Weekend was calm, no, endless fried rice and a loyal girl with thick thighs

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Anonymous 2w

No and for corporations and rich niggas to not inappropriately touch my government… or endless birria tacos…

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Anonymous 2w

My weekend was good, I ate tasty chicken I made with a friend. My big toe sticks out the most. If I were to exchange it for anything it would be to liberate/save the downtrodden and suffering

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Anonymous 2w

It’s been busy, but a contemporary jazz artist I like just dropped a new album so overall things are good. Nah, regular ol’ roman feet. A bad deal.

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Anonymous 2w

Meh, no, and to feel appreciated

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

For how long?

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Uh, for as long as I live, why would I sell my soul for temporary magic, lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Idk. That’s why I asked. It was a gaping hole in your wish that was begging to be exploited.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

You again! I remember you. I told you to get cheaper hobbies.

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Anonymous replying to -> freestyle 2w

I’ve got one of those things. Half a soul then? 🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> inphochewated 2w

Ooo! I just made birria tacos over the weekend! Surprisingly easy. I also have developed what people call “mom hands” where I reach into a hot skillet with my bare hands and I’m fine.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Damn gang, she might have my soul 👀

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Gladly.

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Anonymous replying to -> freestyle 2w

What kind of protein do you like in your fried rice?

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Anonymous replying to -> inphochewated 2w

Just call me the soul snatcher!

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Actually… don’t. I realized how that sounded too late.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Damn, didn’t know our totally not a witch person was into feet.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Feet are a great foundation. Sensations felt through them can transmit signals across the entire body. Also, some men have cute little toesies. Some. Because I think we’ve all witnessed the horrors of a man’s unkempt foot. A dad with dead toenails. A brother with a fungus. An uncle with so much dead skin it leaves flakes with every step. That being said: No, I am not into feet but I have a lot of useless knowledge.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Hmmmm… I don’t know, you seem pretty into them even more with this comment now. (I’m just messing with you, lol)

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

You should note that I did not promise not to hex anyone this time.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

Well aren’t you a wholesome little lamb? How did you cook the chicken? Baked? Fried?

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Pork and eggs yall already know

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

We pan seared it and made a sauce

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

Cream based?

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Uh the sauce was soy sauce, white vinegar, pineapple juice, brown sugar, and ketchup mixed with 100ml of water and corn starch and heated on the stove to thicken

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

I’ll try it and get back to you.

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Anonymous replying to -> sea_taco 2w

I’ll give you a single, week old, off brand tortilla chip for your soul.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

So you are witch!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

I’m not! But I think it’s an easy motif to lose track of. It’s a signature thing I do and I didn’t do it this time. How odd.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

HAHAHAHA nah too late, it will make an excellent nickname >:)

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Listen its a humble ask... I just need Rivendell

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

Aww what’s wrong, puddin pop? You wanna talk about it?

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Fuuuck you drive a hard bargain

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Nah I’m okay. I feel like it’s a common desire to feel like someone appreciates you or is proud of you, y’know?

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

Yeah, but to sell your soul for some appreciation? I appreciate you, muffin. You understand your worth. You just keep being you.

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