for legal reasons pls dont :( for funny reasons if the person has a side and you are/were the partner, you could leave new lingerie in the car and stage it just enough to look like there’s been another woman in the car

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Fart spray

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dont do the inside. throw eggs on the car. the eggs will dry and if you peel off the dried eggs the paint will come with. lower effort and risk. also on a hot day get a bunch of oranges, peel them and make the juice drip out. Once its all sticky and juicy throw them at someone’s house. this really only works in the summer bc after that the juices on the side of the house will attract bugs and will smell, ants will eat the evidence of the oranges.

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