The men that actually matter won’t care

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No but that sounds super cool tbh

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If anybody says you have diamond cutters you can be like “Nah I got actual diamonds”

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No titties are titties

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Wait that happens? That’s a cool bio fact.

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“Waiter, this plate you served my prime rib on is the wrong color. The prime isn’t going to be the same.” Maybe Sheldon Cooper would do that. Sheldon Cooper, the heterosexual character played by a gay man. Sheldon Cooper, the manchild and caricature of Asperger’s.

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nope. i dont even know what that would look like😭

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Bro has ghost nipples 👻

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I don’t think most ppl would care. r/ghostnipples on Reddit has almost a million subs lol

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No

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I promise that only 5% of guys actually care, and they’re not worth anyone’s time

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