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2 Ask Men posts in one week? Someone might think I like you guys. Anyway, I have started doing tarot readings in Ask Women and I want to see what comes up for you guys. Anything you want some totally non mystical insight into? I really hope it’s not sad.
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Anonymous 2w

Hey not a witch can you tell me if anyone will ever like me 😔

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Anonymous 2w

Your current situation: Judgement (reversed). Oh sweetheart. 😭 Are you okay? Lots of doubt. Self criticism. An action you can take: 8 of Swords. You’re currently holding yourself back and in a prison of your own making. You need to break free of it. Honestly, please do hun. You deserve more than you think. The results of breaking free: The World. Fulfillment. Yes, someone will like you but you have some work to do on yourself. Mentally at least. My sweet lamb, please be kinder to yourself.

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Anonymous 2w

Could you do a similar one for me. I am a curious creature after all

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Anonymous 2w

predict my future miss not a witch

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Anonymous 2w

Apparently you need to let go of something. Let it fail or accept that something won’t go entirely your way. 5. What do you need to let go of?: The Sun. Success? I mean that makes sense if you can support yourself by letting something fail. What the hell are you doing this next week? 6. What should you focus on?: 2 of Swords (reversed) Oh brother this guy STINKS! So… You have nothing to focus on. There is no focus. Or maybe focus on the lesser of two evils. I am SO invested in this now.

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Anonymous 2w

i’m in my last semester of college and know i don’t like one of my majors. idk how specific of a question you need but like - what should i be doing to figure out the kind of career i would be most happy in?? im so lost rn

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Anonymous 2w

i normally get my tarot readings done from a guy at a local place, but i haven’t set an appointment up with him yet. can you tell me what my present looks like and things i can/can’t change

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Anonymous 2w

How are my prospects looking for after graduation in the job field?

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Anonymous 2w

I have so many questions to ask you but I can’t pick a single one I care about the most. Roll a D6 and pick one of the following questions i guess. Will I finally get out of my writing slump? Will this be my academic comeback? Are my current friends The Ones™️ ? Will I find someone to love me for who I am and spend the rest of my life with? How are my internship prospects looking? aaaaand is this the year I get brave enough to stand up for myself?

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Anonymous 2w

pls tell me if my ex will come back

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Anonymous 2w

If i put it all on black, will it hit

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Anonymous 2w

Who’s my wife

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

A specific person or just in general? Like anyone at all? That’s a very sad question.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

I mean like me romantically. And yeah anyone would be welcome lol 🤷‍♂️

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

I’d normally do my favorite spread “Readiness for Love” for a general love question like this one but I think I’m going to have another go at a “Situation, Action, Result” reading (It’s a new spread I’ve been trying) for your love life. Hold please…

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

I need a specific intent. You just want to know if someone will like you? Because again, that is very sad. Perhaps there’s someone you have your eye on? Maybe you want to know about how love currently surrounds you?

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

“Someone will like you”

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Meant for #1… damn it.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

I don’t know anything about tarot lol but thanks

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

I think that last one would be nice to know. I know I have friends that like me but it’d be cool to have romantic insight

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

One Readiness for Love reading coming up. 6 cards. Hold please. I am not getting any better at shuffling and I do this like every day. One sec.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

1. The Love You Want: The Hierophant (reversed). A new path. Something you haven’t experienced before. Something… Rebellious even? Okay. Interesting. 2. What Love Has Taught You: 4 of Cups (reversed). Awareness. To care. To you love is something that takes some effort. Nonchalance doesn’t cut it. 3. What Holds You Back: The Magician. Desire. Manifestation. You’re feeling things out and you want love but you’re not quite sure about making moves. Or maybe you don’t want to take a risk.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Are your heart, mind, and spirit ready? 2 of Swords, 10 of Pentacles, The Fool. Maybe, Yes, and Yes. Your heart is unsure. You have a choice to make apparently and your heart is like “Mehhhh”. Your mind wants everything to come together and is like “I know what I want. Everything else needs to catch up.” Your spirit is ready for something new. Eager to start even. What a lovely reading. I kind of wonder more about you now. Rebellious love that you’re hesitant about? What is THAT?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

You’re welcome! Thank you for letting me practice.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Ig it’s because I enjoy my freedom but I want a genuine connection. Ig I want to find someone I can share my freedom with maybe?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

That makes sense. Most people get stuff you would expect. Like, ohhh you just need to wait or stop trying so hard. Your reading is unique in that you’re simply happy either way but you’re curious about what “could be”.

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Anonymous replying to -> amethystpopcorn 2w

Future in what? I need something specific.

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Anonymous replying to -> amethystpopcorn 2w

Actually scratch that. I need to start doing spreads I never do. How about I tell you how your next week will go?

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

I’m a dreamer, what can I say

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

yeah thats fine

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Anonymous replying to -> amethystpopcorn 2w

6 cards. 1. Theme of the Week: Queen of Pentacles. Comfort, Nourishment, Practicality. Sensibility. Sounds like a pretty mid week tbh. Everything that needs to happen will. 2. Challenge of the Week: King of Pentacles. (Weird). Hard work. I guess you have a responsibility during the next week that you have to handle. 3. Blessings of the next Week: The World. Whatever that responsibility is, you’ll get it done. 4: How can you support yourself? 10 of Swords. Giving up? (Now that’s odd.)…

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

Excellent question. There’s one spread I know that has to do with career paths but that one I think you need to know what you want first. What if we tried it and sort of interpreted it as a possible prospect? I could also just do a simple choice read. Tell me the options and I tell you where those might lead?

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

i can tell you some of my career options!! i’m an anthropology major (that’s the major i like) and am thinking about going to grad school for that, specifically to study either anthro and food or anthro and religion (and how it ties into colonialism, how ppl see the world, etc) but i also think that might stray away from anthropology and more into sociology. i also am interested in potentially food justice/nonprofit work and expanding ppls access to food? or tbh just saying fuck it to it all and

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

traveling/backpacking and getting random jobs around the world. i’ve thought about doing some office work, but i know that long term i need a mix of indoor and outdoor jobs - i can’t be sat at a desk all day, bht can’t be doing manual labor outside all day either. idk i hope this was easy to understand/helpful? lmk if you need more info

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

Okay so let’s break these down… What does pursuing anthropology lead to?: 2 of Swords (wow I’m pulling that one a lot today) Indecisiveness. It’ll lead you down a path of more choices. Seeing as you don’t have an exact focus on what to do with it, that makes sense. Nonprofit work?: 3 of Pentacles: Disorganization. I mean, a little chaos isn’t bad I guess. Backpacking & Odd Jobs?: 5 of Pentacles. Poverty. (Wow. Big yikes.) I won’t expand on that.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

Office work with outdoor hobbies: 2 of Cups. Connection. I guess you’d find some good coworkers or friends from the outdoor work.

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Anonymous replying to -> wherestheclit 2w

That sounds like a fun one! I don’t think I’ve ever done that before. Let’s do it! What’s going on in your life right now?: 2 of Wands. Planning. Leaving the familiar. You’re in a state of moving forward toward something hopeful. That’s fun! What’s something you can change to support this journey?: Queen of Cups (reversed). Set some emotional boundaries. There are insecurities or dependencies holding you back that you can and should let go of. …

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

What are fixed points in this journey that you cannot change?: Ace of Pentacles. Opportunities. Apparently, you will have lots that will be offered to you during this transition. Lots of positivity. Ha! The cards say you are going to enjoy this whether you want to or not. Deal with it. How aggressive. 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

i actually really love this because i’ve been making a LOT of drastic changes to my life lately. that has me feeling really optimistic. you’re the best thank you 😁

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Anonymous replying to -> wherestheclit 2w

Absolutely! I wish you well on your journey!

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 2w

Sure. There’s a spread called brick by brick that gets into the trajectory of your career path. 6 cards. Let’s go! 1. What was the purpose of all the schooling in the first place?: The World. Fulfillment. Completion. You just wanted to get to the end and enjoy the fruits of all the labor. That’s fair. 2. What was your motivation?: King of Cups. Balance. Control. You wanted stability. Something you could look at and say “I did it!” 3. What is your role?: The Empress. Hmm. …

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Oh...? What does the empress mean? Im going into teaching. Please tell me Im not gonna get cancelled

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

…usually The Empress has to do with nurturing and sometimes even fertility. I don’t know what kind of career you’re aiming for but maybe the job you would get would put you into a role where you take care of others or do some sort of monitoring? 4. What kind of projects can you expect or how do you feel about this potential job?: Knight of Swords. Wow. You’re ready to jump in. Action. Confrontation. Getting your knowledge out there. Sounds exciting. I’m curious what you’re in school for. …

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

5. What kind of rewards are in store for you?: 5 of Cups. Ugh. Disappointment. I assume that means it won’t pay well. But you’ll enjoy it though! Do what you love. 6. What are the potential prospects out there? 4 of Pentacles (reversed). Greed. Whatever you do, you’ll be dealing with people that don’t respect your true worth. Stick to your guns I guess.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 2w

Ohh… well then this all makes sense. 😂 I was like “What kind of job is this?”

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Damn thats all pretty accurate lmao. We'll see how this goes

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

that got really sad after the halfway point sorry 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

I can do a simple yes/no for all of these but I feel like you want something more thorough? I’ll do the yes/ no for all of them and then you pick one for more detail. Fair? 1. 9 of Wands (reversed). Yes 2. The Hierophant. Maybe 3. Strength. Yes 4. 2 of Wands. Yes 5. 4 of Swords. Maybe 6. 4 of Pentacles. No. Hmm. Well now I’m sad.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

I think 5 is more of a “Meh”

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Ykw I’m cool with a meh, at least it’s not “get fucked”. And honestly 6 was to be expected, standing up for yourself is hard ;-;

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Can you go more in detail on 1? I have a few little projects in the works rn and I pray I get at least one done by December

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

I’ll do a Weakness, Strength, Advice read to see what’ll get you there by December. Weakness: 9 of Cups. Self Satisfaction. Luxury. You must be having a hard time focusing on your goal. A little procrastination doing things you like but aren’t what you need to be doing to accomplish your goals. Strength: 5 of wands. Competitiveness. I guess what drives you is justifying your success. Showing other people your work. Advice: King of Swords. Discipline. Get your rear in gear, sugar. Lol!

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Anonymous replying to -> dawn_teddy_bear11 2w

There’s a special “broken heart” read that’s 7 cards long that kind of tells you if it can be salvaged and whether or not it should be. I can do that or a simple yes/no.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

i want the full one if you have the time

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

I’ve been read like a book I fear. Thank you o suspiciously un-witchy one

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Anonymous replying to -> loverboy 2w

8 of Swords. No. More specifically, “trap vibes”. It may hit the first time but that’s just a ruse to pull you into a losing streak.

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Anonymous replying to -> dawn_teddy_bear11 2w

1. How did you contribute to the break up? Ace of Cups (reversed). Emptiness. Loss of Emotion. Figure out who “emptied the cup” and how you can put it back up right. 2. How did they contribute to the breakup? Judgement (reversed). Doubt. There was a sense of loss or guilt. They saw something they didn’t like. 3. Advice for you: Page of Cups (reversed). There’s a sense of disappointment that you have to not take personally. A rejection or obstacle that is just a fact of life. …

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

4. Advice for them: The Lovers (reversed) Wow a lot of reverse in here. There’s a disconnect that they must reconcile. A sense of wrongness in the relationship that needs to be balanced. 5. Other influences on the relationship: Ace of Pentacles. Another opportunity. Something new and enticing. 6. Can the relationship be saved? Knight of Swords. Yes. If issues are confronted head on and your differences are settled on both sides. …

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

7. Should the relationship be salvaged? The Hanged Man. Maybe. There will be sacrifices if you both decide to proceed. Are those sacrifices worth it? That’s up to you.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

Did one of you cheat or something? Because this reads like someone cheated.

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Anonymous replying to -> bobthebuilt 2w

9 of Cups. Someone that knows her worth. She has seen some shit and has managed to find joy after a great loss. She has suffered some major emotional hurdles but picked herself up and looked for bigger and better things. She has already found those things and is currently enjoying her life. So in short, someone already happy as she is.

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

no but each one kinda made sense

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Anonymous replying to -> not_a_witch 2w

thank you <33

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