Anonymous #1 1w

Babe, I’m going to place a napkin over your hand and place my hand over it gently when I say this: You have an addiction to legos.

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Anonymous pirosnake 1w

BG3… meaning the game? I have it and I have had it since its first early access release but I never played it. I’m terrible, I know. I get so caught up in all my… stuff… that I forget all the things I planned on doing. There’s a giant box of non enchanted yarn my grandma sent me years ago languishing and collecting dust in a closet somewhere.

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Its not my fault they're tasty ;-;

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Anonymous sea_taco 1w

My plans for the weekend are to work and decide what to do with all the money I’ve made recently

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Anonymous sea_taco 1w

What a pretty color both in name and hue. You know, for someone with such a whimsical name, whimsical interests, and whimsical favorite color, you don’t seem to lead a life of whimsy. Please tell me I’m wrong and that you work in a magical chocolate factory.

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Yes the game. I plan on playing it with three friends.

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Anonymous pirosnake 1w

Also I’m going to specify Hyperbolic Orange.

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Unfortunately you are correct in your assessment. My soul is held captive in a birdcage made of wires and silicon (I work in tech).

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I would but I don’t have anyone to go with

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Anonymous #1 1w

You gotta toast them a little bit it takes the toxins out

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Anonymous #4 1w

Have you heard of carcinisation? Specifically the notion that all things eventually become crabs based on the convergent evolution of very different species into similar crab like forms?

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

I have!

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Essentially, we all crabs! 🦀 😜… 😐eventually.

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Anonymous #5 1w

Your top two favorite colors are complementary? I feel like that has to have some sort of message behind it. What that message is, I don’t know but there has to be one right?

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Anonymous purp_diamond 1w

What kind of magic are you doing my pisces friend?

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Anonymous midwestern_librarian 1w

Do you particularly like the 90s aesthetic? I think primary colors were a big vibe back then.

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Anonymous sea_taco 1w

Save up for two people then invite someone? 😅

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Anonymous pirosnake 1w

So like… traffic cones and not some sort of muted autumnal pumpkin spice?

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Anonymous midwestern_librarian 1w

AH HA I FOUND YOU. you followed me a while back and I had no idea why or what group we had in common. Hello librarian

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

I’d like to be a lizard

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

I’m more of a 70s-80s guy tbh, but 90s neons are iconic

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Anonymous #9 1w

wait who are you lol

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Anonymous #4 1w

Gotta go back to the drawing board for that… Wait a second. Are you that guy that wants to be a dragon?

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Yes and the one that doesn’t like large, hairy spiders all too much

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Anonymous #9 1w

How dare you come here, into my establishment, and ignore me. So nasty and so rude. I’m kidding. I’m glad I was the catalyst for this reunion.

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Anonymous #4 1w

Did you ever look up the Orange Tree spider? Or even the Togo Starburst tarantula? Super fast little guys.

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

They have no right to be that fast as tarantulas 😭

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Anonymous #4 1w

They’re so pretty though!

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Anonymous #11 1w

We’re as in me and my parents, not some par-asocial shit, lol.

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

I’ll give them that, they do got some fancy colors and patterns

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

I don’t think you understand. There’s maybe 1 person I could realistically invite, and he’s just as busy as I am, so I legitimately don’t have anyone to go with. I try to be positive and helpful on here but I’m really not in a good place irl.

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Anonymous sea_taco 1w

Yeah I remember your eagle dream that had that “on the clock” vibe. Essentially your subconscious was telling you that you are not exactly dissatisfied but not fully satisfied with your current situation.

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

In an international super spy infiltrating the ask men as a non man. Legally I’m not allowed to answer your question

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Anonymous midwestern_librarian 1w

Another librarian 😂 (southeast tho)

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Without blinking, stare at the x in the middle of the blue circle for 30 seconds. Then quickly look at the X in the middle of the orange square.

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Anonymous #11 1w

Aww, but I packed my luggage and everything 🥲. Your aunt would probably love me.

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Lol

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Anonymous pirosnake 1w

SORCERY!!!

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Witchcraft 😈

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

There is a set amount of color that exists in the world. Our eyes can see most of that, but just because we can’t see something doesn’t mean our minds can’t understand it. These are called “impossible colors”.

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Anonymous pirosnake 1w

Okay Steven Zirnkilton!

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

He’s uh… the guy that does the Law & Order intro. I just realized people might not understand that reference.

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Anonymous #9 1w

Ayyy we love to see it

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Anonymous midwestern_librarian 1w

Can I show something off?

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Anonymous #9 1w

Ooh yes

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Anonymous midwestern_librarian 1w

I got to get rid of a ton of encyclopedias. 0 circulation

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Anonymous #9 1w

Ngl taking stuff out of the system is my favorite part of the job

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Anonymous midwestern_librarian 1w

Mine too, I thought I’d feel guilty but there is so much glee in getting rid of outdated books. Like yesssss let me keep my people up to date on topics!

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

I will take it as a compliment

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Anonymous loverboy 1w

What shade of pink, dear? This is very important.

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Anonymous not_a_witch 1w

Pantone 238, or the more purplish neon pink

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Anonymous purp_diamond 1w

The Gathering variety?

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Anonymous inphochewated 1w

How did you know

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