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A date 😞
A witch
For the girl I love to come back after passing 3 years ago
Love
A rlly cool looking sword
Wdym hex
People who want to play board games with me
A Ferrari 458 special
A G-wagon
A magical bowl of endless Jamaican beef patties
1 quadrillion million dollars
Being content with how I look … and also a really cool sword too
The love and acceptance of my family 🥺
A clue, I just haven’t got one.
A penis
Self-esteem
Easy enough. Don’t know if I can use this though.
Ignore that part. Just tell me one of your heart’s desires.
Men and their swords. Let me think on this one for a bit.
Ooo fun! All in one piece?
Ideally, but I’d take it in Lego form and see if I can make it run
Mann, how about a house or even an apartment then.
Ugggh! Unfortunately, dwellings are outside of my jurisdiction. You’ll want to contact a demon or a realtor.
Mann, fine how about a cloak like a wizard.
How dare you? How very dare you.
My father has one of those. He refuses to call it a G-wagon properly though. He just calls it the Pussywagon. Which is upsetting.
You are very low maintenance. Did you know that? You deserve so much more than you think you do.
lol, I was going jokingly put less inflation, but feel like that joke would have been best used as my first response, not the third, lol.
Well there goes world hunger now doesn’t it? Or… is this just for you?
What do you think I am? Some kind of genie?
Aww, sweetheart! 🥺
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Damn you men and your swords! 😂
Can’t help you there buddy. 🤷♀️
Ooo I love board games! But I also don’t have time. Let me make some calls.
Oh puddin! You are too precious for this world.
You and me both, brother
I’m so sorry for your loss man
Thanks… that’s the kindest thing I’ve heard all this week 🥹🥹🫶🏻
Aw mannnnnnnnn