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Ask Men 7w
i’m working as a tech in the hospital rn and there’s this one emt that i’m literally in love with and i have no idea what his name even is. he’s not conventionally attractive and he’s really quiet and i just love it. what do i do? i don’t wanna scare him
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Anonymous 7w

Ask him out.

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Anonymous 6w

Asking him out could be too upfront. If you want to get to meet him, greet him frequently and then on any given day make small talk and be like “hey I’m on my way to have lunch/dinner/coffee. Would you like to join me?” And BOOM! You’ve got yourself a “first date”!

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Anonymous 6w

Be creative! The setting opens up some interesting possibilities. Maybe give him your heart! Not literally of course, that would kill you. But figuratively. Give him someone else’s literal heart (who’s not using it anymore obvi) and say it’s yours. How securely do yall store/keep track of those things?🤔 Too bad we’re not closer to Valentine’s Day or that’d be even cuter

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 7w

idk how to do that i never have before

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

“Hey, my name is ____. I was wondering if you like to go out sometime?”

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Anonymous replying to -> the_9billion_memes_of_god 6w

Human ORGANS… they’re pretty well secured. Also, a heart is valued at like $200,000 so stealing it will land a person in jail for a bit.

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Anonymous replying to -> the_9billion_memes_of_god 6w

brother what

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Yeah! Google it! Because organs viable for donation are SO RARE, they’re assigned values like that. I think kidneys are like $50-75k. Hearts are much more expensive because they tend to be damaged during organ harvesting.

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Anonymous replying to -> the_9billion_memes_of_god 6w

However! You can go to a butcher’s shop and ask for a bovine or pork or sheep heart! Those are similar looking to humans!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Fine, be boring, don’t get laid🤷🏻‍♂️ All the same to me

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Anonymous replying to -> the_9billion_memes_of_god 6w

Steal a human heart and you’ll have a “roommate” that you can “get laid” with every night 😂😂😂🤣

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