Yeah it's kind of fun for my body to hover 13" over the bed

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Thats hella thick

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Yeah. Sometimes I consider getting a cushier bed so it’ll sort of cup the first inch or two

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Actually I’ve cut a hole in my mattress so I don’t have to balance on it during the night anymore

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Helicopter helicopter

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i start spinning 360 style

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Nice cock

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The purple mattress would eat my wiener

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I lay on my back and let it act as a temperature regulator, if I get too hot while I’m sleeping it lifts the covers a bit and lowers them when I start to cool down

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This is how we get rid of the morning wood. You just found this out?

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I spin around like a top

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You spin me right round baby right round…

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I'm afraid of horses

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Only Tuesdays

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Only on Thursdays iykwim haha ;)

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