Anonymous amethyst_bacon 4w

You’re a natural platinum blonde? What are you? A child of the corn? I prefer my Achilles tendons un-sliced, thank you very much.

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Anonymous #3 4w

Omg! You know I’d never bewitch you,my precious honey bun! I’m sensational. Honestly, best weekend ever. Full corn moon is coming!

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Anonymous OP 4w

Idk I’m just built different. I remember Latina women used to come up to my parents and ask to touch my hair, apparently it was Goodluck or some shit

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Anonymous OP 4w

Not to be bigoted but do you understand how it comes across when a definitely not a witch calls someone “my precious” ?🙋‍♂️

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Anonymous #2 4w

Well… stereotypes come from somewhere don’t they?

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Anonymous #6 4w

Well… a hard working man is better than one that thinks he can wish away his troubles without paying the price for it.

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Anonymous amethystpopcorn 4w

I see what you did there and I don’t appreciate it.

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Anonymous purp_diamond 4w

You’re hiking while taking edibles? Somewhere interesting I hope.

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Anonymous #4 4w

Aww that’s cute. Do you have blond eyelashes too? What’s your fitness goal? Unrelated question, what’s your blood type?

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Anonymous OP 4w

Uhhhh redwoods so should be interesting to see what'll happen. Worst case scenario we green out

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Anonymous #5 4w

Sure if you want, but no black tourmaline or lapis lazuli. I’m not well practiced in spiritual manipulation so you probably safe even without amethyst but don’t buy any of that either. Just in case.

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Anonymous purp_diamond 4w

You know what? You have given me an excellent idea. I’ll need to field test it, but I am certain a weed based Hansel and Gretel scheme would work on some people.

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Anonymous OP 4w

They’re black but blonde at the ends. I’d say Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man is a reasonable goal. And uh I think it’s O-

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Anonymous OP 4w

Are you the witch in this scenario or Gretel?

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Anonymous #4 4w

Post transformation? Yeah,that seems reasonable I guess. I remember that scene when he flexed in the mirror after passing out. Again, completely unrelated: Are you also a virgin and are you busy this upcoming full moon? Don’t think about it. Just answer rapid fire.

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Anonymous OP 4w

Yes and I don’t believe I am busy

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Anonymous OP 4w

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease let it cry, burn it and let it swim.

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Anonymous #4 4w

Excellent!

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Anonymous OP 4w

I do trust you will do nothing nefarious even if you are a witch tbh

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Anonymous purp_diamond 4w

Ah… man after my own heart.

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Anonymous #4 4w

We’ll find out on the full moon now won’t we?

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Anonymous OP 4w

True! I shall look forward to see what happenings occur

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Anonymous OP 4w

I feel strangely compelled to write poetry in your image.

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Anonymous OP 4w

A big back? Cause I'll eat all your leftovers

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Anonymous purp_diamond 4w

And the pickles?

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Anonymous OP 4w

I LOVE PICKLES I'm learning to make my own for my sandwiches

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Anonymous OP 4w

i dont know what you are talking about miss witch. i just answered your questions

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Anonymous sea_taco 4w

How beautifully specific. This is what I like to see. Doesn’t eating tacos make you an abomination, my gentle chestnut brown lamb?

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Anonymous #2 4w

Idk why this reaction has me floored

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Anonymous #11 4w

You are a simple man with simple expectations. I love that. Simple expectations make for easy wins. You’re winning, blondie. I don’t know what type of blond so I’ll leave it at that.

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Anonymous #12 4w

Ravaged by time. That’s one way to go. The K is throwing me. I can’t get a read on you.

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Anonymous #13 4w

Omg drama! Everyone knows the chisme? Is she just flaunting it? Ahhh! I want to know everything! 🫣

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Anonymous inphochewated 4w

You have a family that loves you? Well that could cause problems if you’re suddenly whisked away. Good for you! Did you go somewhere fun for your vacation? Did you get souvenirs?

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Anonymous sea_taco 4w

I was someone’s muse once. Then something happened to them. And that’s all I’m going to say about it. 💅

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Anonymous OP 4w

I’m an enigma 😈

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Anonymous OP 4w

Is this a dying by old age type situation or more of a cursed situation cause I could be down for the first one

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Anonymous OP 4w

Ah… that’s a common misconception. Although both species are in the taco family, steak tacos are herbivorous and part of the land taco genus; as opposed to sea tacos, which are omnivorous and amphibian.

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Anonymous OP 4w

So cruel, now I can’t help but be curious… I’d wager your soul has enjoyed a number of captive admirers across countless lifetimes~ Though, who could possibly blame them?

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Anonymous sea_taco 4w

What are you doing

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Anonymous #5 4w

Meddle not in others business

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Anonymous #5 4w

My best

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Anonymous OP 4w

Not gonna tell you its not fun stuff and my gf is pretty hurt

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Anonymous OP 4w

I offer you a humble forg

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