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he walked in on my skid marks in the toilet. chat am i cooked????
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Anonymous 10w

This is impossible since women do not poop

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Anonymous 10w

Guys usually use that as a target when they pee.

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Anonymous 10w

I’m afraid so, yes. Since it’s common knowledge that women don’t poop, he’ll take that as evidence you’ve had some other dude over

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Anonymous 10w

Is the grass green

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Anonymous 10w

👅👅👅👅👅

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Anonymous 9w

Nah a smart man would use that as a target 😎

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Anonymous 10w

Why did you let him walk into your toilet in the first place skids or not

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Anonymous 10w

It’s efficient

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Anonymous 10w

Ok, who cares, you’re still pissing into the toilet, it’s not like it’s making the toilet really anymore clean or dirty anyway.

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Anonymous replying to -> oranguru 10w

Idk why people are downvoting you ts shit is funny asf

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 10w

Self downvote

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Anonymous replying to -> oranguru 10w

Why do you self downvote all the time? Just curious?

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Anonymous replying to -> oranguru 10w

Girl you’re fine, shit happens (quite literally), it’s not like most people expect toilets that are in use to be as clean as if they were just made, and tbh it’s still very likely much cleaner than any public toilet is.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Whoops that wasn’t meant to be in response to your comment, just the post It’s self.

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Anonymous 10w

Well if it’s your own toilet then ya you should properly clean it every once in a while, but it’s unreasonable to clean it every time there’s a shit mark in there.

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Anonymous 10w

The pressure does actually wash away the skid mark. Obviously it doesn’t count as actually cleaning the toilet but that should be done routinely anyway.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Tradition. Old YikYak did not have posts automatically start at 1 upvote

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Anonymous 10w

mf you're already peeing. if its dirty why not clean it in the process? if that doesn't take care of it then we still clean it manually but theres no reason not to take a shortcut

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 10w

CORRECT

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 10w

If he leaves after that, he wasn’t that into you anyhow

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Anonymous replying to -> the_9billion_memes_of_god 10w

Yeah just like Kim Jong-un

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