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What are the funniest roasts you have ever heard? I’ll start “You look like you got crumbs in your bed” 😭😭😭
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Anonymous 3w

You moan when you wipe

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the food chain would be stronger without you at the bottom

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I work at menards. We have a bay called the delivery staging area. Customers are not allowed to park in it. My coworker tells this guy that when he backs in dude and his wife go off on my boy phill. They come back later the dude tries to fight phill and called him philldo the dildo. My buddy just laughed and the dude stormed off

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Anonymous 3w

You don’t have anxiety, your brain is just aware that you suck.

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I'll be glad to read your obituary

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Mark Normand calling a fat black dude with dreads “Blob Marley”

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 3w

This was at a car show: “You any better at driving with the stick in your ass or is that just for fun?”

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 3w

The description makes this my favorite

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 3w

Lol

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