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Always take a girl to a pool or water park if she’s too fine just to see how she really looks. Trust me your opinions and life will change.
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Anonymous 18w

You’re weird for this

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Anonymous 18w

nobody tell op about waterproof makeup 🤫 let him think they're naturally that hot when they swim and look the same 😭

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Anonymous 18w

Straight up, as a gay dude, I wonder if straight guys like this even like women

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Anonymous 18w

The crazy thing is, this dude definitely wakes up every day wondering why he’s single

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Anonymous 18w

and what if she's not comfortable wearing a bikini on the first date

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Anonymous 18w

You probably wonder why you’re single huh?

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Anonymous 18w

if you can't tell when a woman is wearing make up then thats entirely on you buddy, last time i checked at least people aren’t born with pink sparkly cheeks and smokey black eyelids

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Anonymous 18w
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Anonymous replying to -> #1 18w

Not on the first date

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 18w

She doesn’t have to wear a bikini. There are other swimsuits…

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18w

i could’ve sworn “take her swimming on the first date” was something we left in 2013. am i getting old? is this like gen alpha? like?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 18w

She shows up in this. What do you do?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 18w

i thought that too. history doesn't repeat but it most certainly rhymes 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 18w

all these young men are hearing generationally outdated misogyny for the first time and running with it because they weren't alive to see the men in their lineage get dragged and shit on for those same brainless takes

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 18w

and part of why i suspect it's young men is because they won't have dated enough women who know makeup to know that there's waterproof everything and women have been coming up with solutions to keep their makeup right for generations

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 18w

Bro Gen Alpha is barely old enough to understand this

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 18w

then why are we reverting to 13 year old jokes?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 18w

Bro idk, I’m just pointing out they’re still children.

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 18w

Marrying her and buying a matching one

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 18w

nothing y’all love more than jessica w her quirky lorax costume! u can’t take her anywhere! 😝

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 18w

Lorax costume is overdone lowk 😒

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 18w

Mf thinks this is Gen Alpha 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 18w

because y’all are acting like it! that simple!

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 18w

they're rarely that close to a woman - let alone her face - to be able to know

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 18w

While I don’t agree with your exaggeration, it is true that if you pay half a thoughts attention you can see makeup. Unpatched method is saying ANYTHING nice about their makeup bc ur average dude apparently doesn’t notice/care

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