nobody tell op about waterproof makeup 🤫 let him think they're naturally that hot when they swim and look the same 😭
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Anonymous12h
and what if she's not comfortable wearing a bikini on the first date
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Anonymous6h
Straight up, as a gay dude, I wonder if straight guys like this even like women
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Anonymous5h
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Anonymous3h
As a straight guy- you’re absolutely disgusting. Every woman is beautiful no matter her face, her body, what she wears, etc.
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Anonymous#112h
Not on the first date
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Anonymous#112h
She doesn’t have to wear a bikini. There are other swimsuits…
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Anonymous#410h
i could’ve sworn “take her swimming on the first date” was something we left in 2013. am i getting old? is this like gen alpha? like?
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Anonymous#210h
She shows up in this. What do you do?
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Anonymous#510h
i thought that too. history doesn't repeat but it most certainly rhymes 😂
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Anonymous#510h
all these young men are hearing generationally outdated misogyny for the first time and running with it because they weren't alive to see the men in their lineage get dragged and shit on for those same brainless takes
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Anonymous#510h
and part of why i suspect it's young men is because they won't have dated enough women who know makeup to know that there's waterproof everything and women have been coming up with solutions to keep their makeup right for generations
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Anonymous#58h
Bro Gen Alpha is barely old enough to understand this
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Anonymous#88h
then why are we reverting to 13 year old jokes?
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Anonymous#58h
Bro idk, I’m just pointing out they’re still children.
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Anonymouspirosnake7h
Marrying her and buying a matching one
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Anonymous#97h
nothing y’all love more than jessica w her quirky lorax costume! u can’t take her anywhere! 😝