nobody tell op about waterproof makeup 🤫 let him think they're naturally that hot when they swim and look the same 😭
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Anonymous18w
Straight up, as a gay dude, I wonder if straight guys like this even like women
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Anonymous18w
The crazy thing is, this dude definitely wakes up every day wondering why he’s single
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Anonymous18w
and what if she's not comfortable wearing a bikini on the first date
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Anonymous18w
You probably wonder why you’re single huh?
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Anonymous18w
if you can't tell when a woman is wearing make up then thats entirely on you buddy, last time i checked at least people aren’t born with pink sparkly cheeks and smokey black eyelids
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Anonymous18w
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Anonymous#118w
Not on the first date
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Anonymous#118w
She doesn’t have to wear a bikini. There are other swimsuits…
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Anonymous#418w
i could’ve sworn “take her swimming on the first date” was something we left in 2013. am i getting old? is this like gen alpha? like?
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Anonymous#218w
She shows up in this. What do you do?
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Anonymous#518w
i thought that too. history doesn't repeat but it most certainly rhymes 😂
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Anonymous#518w
all these young men are hearing generationally outdated misogyny for the first time and running with it because they weren't alive to see the men in their lineage get dragged and shit on for those same brainless takes
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Anonymous#518w
and part of why i suspect it's young men is because they won't have dated enough women who know makeup to know that there's waterproof everything and women have been coming up with solutions to keep their makeup right for generations
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Anonymous#518w
Bro Gen Alpha is barely old enough to understand this
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Anonymous#818w
then why are we reverting to 13 year old jokes?
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Anonymous#518w
Bro idk, I’m just pointing out they’re still children.
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Anonymouspirosnake18w
Marrying her and buying a matching one
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Anonymous#918w
nothing y’all love more than jessica w her quirky lorax costume! u can’t take her anywhere! 😝
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Anonymous#518w
Lorax costume is overdone lowk 😒
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Anonymous#518w
Mf thinks this is Gen Alpha 😭
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Anonymous#1318w
because y’all are acting like it! that simple!
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Anonymous#1518w
they're rarely that close to a woman - let alone her face - to be able to know
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Anonymous#1518w
While I don’t agree with your exaggeration, it is true that if you pay half a thoughts attention you can see makeup. Unpatched method is saying ANYTHING nice about their makeup bc ur average dude apparently doesn’t notice/care