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Drunk Professor. AMA
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Anonymous 16w

When a professor tells students to study the homework to prepare for the exam and then the exam has nothing to do with the homework, is that for fun?

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Anonymous 16w

Do you ever fantasize or get horny over any students? Unlike secondary school teachers, y’all teach adults and bc of that there isn’t a moral issue and ofc you wouldn’t be a diddy

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Anonymous 16w

Worst thing you ever graded?

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Anonymous 16w

How old are you 🤔

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Anonymous 16w

Can you round up my grade from a 42 to a C?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 16w

Always

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16w

Valid, honestly idk if I wouldn’t even believed you if you said no 😝 if I were a professor I’d have to have the thickest underwear so my raging boner wouldn’t stick out ☠️☠️

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 16w

Look, I’m a professor, and yeah, sometimes a really striking student catches my eye—it’s just human nature, wired into us from way back to keep the species going. But let’s be real, I’m not about to cross that line. I’m here to teach, not to chase those urges, and I’m dead-set on keeping things professional and above board.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16w

That’s why you are better than me. to be fair I am college aged, I will prolly be the same way when I’m your age, im supposed to be trying to fuck everything with a hole in it within 2 years of me 😭😭 hopefully you are married with kids

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