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Which would you rather ride?
#poll
Magic Broom
Magic Carpet
138 votes
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Anonymous 9w

Carpet seems a lot more stable. Also no broom on my dick and balls

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Anonymous 9w

Crazy. Broom is like a motorcycle or a fighter jet, you can swoop and roll and dive and have full view of everything below+around you. Carpet is totally unstable… what do you hold on to? Won’t u j get thrown off if u try to go fast? And u can barely see what’s below you. No control and clunky.

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Anonymous 9w

I wanna be in control of the ride. Broom all the way

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Anonymous 9w

Broom would hurt your nutsack if your sitting on it, but a carpet be soft and comfy

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Anonymous 9w

When has a bicycle seat ever been comfortable??

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