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Most random reason for not getting pregnant/having kids? Mine is I don’t want to throw up. (I haven’t in 6.5 years, in a few months I will have officially made it through my teens with only throwing up once). I don’t want to lose that flex lol.
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Anonymous 2w

My reason: Unless I’m rich, it means I’d have to have sex with a man 🥴

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Anonymous 2w

Mine is I’d be an abusive mom. I’m too emotionally reactive to be a safe place for children’s emotions

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Anonymous 2w

Mine is that I don’t want to become fat

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Anonymous 2w

Weird flex but okay lol

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Anonymous 2w

terrified of an ugly baby it literally keeps me up at night

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Anonymous 2w

I’d be an awful mother

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Anonymous 2w

i don’t wanna stop drinking for that long 😭 i’m not a crazy drinker but i love beer and need a couple drinks to feel totally relaxed and social in most social settings

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Anonymous 2w

I honestly don’t want my be big and I don’t want to be insecure and work out and lose weight while also having a newborn and everything else in life. I’ve already lost like 80 pounds total over my life. It is hard and I am DONE please.

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Anonymous 2w

I spent the years I should’ve been using to socialize and make friends and learn real life skills and I will never take care of children by choice after dealing with that for 9+ years.

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Anonymous 2w

The long leg and long torso thing is so funny to me. Like tell me why I’ll be sitting next to my friend and she looks three inches taller than me. Then the second we stand up she’s eight inches taller 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2w

I love when people have this self awareness about themselves

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

Haha it also has created an extreme fear of throwing up. Not of vomit in general, but the action of ME doing it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Well for the low low price of (a minimum of) $400 you can do it artificially by yourself at home

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

This is the winning comment fr. I’m def very ugly-average and like conventionally unattractive people. Poor kid would be screwed

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

I feel like I’m pretty but I have those features that don’t mix well with others. I like tall guys and I’m a tall girl and I fear my children will be too long I can’t explain it 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

But how do you know it’ll work ?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

I used to have this but then I started drinking and that makes you puke sometimes and that got me over it

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

And that’s because I’m a very selfish introvert

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

The “I’d fuck up my kids” is such a valid answer that I don’t hear enough. The self awareness is amazing

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Anonymous replying to -> hellraiser 2w

See I love the small things like this. For people who enjoy having a drink (even socially) that must be pretty difficult

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

The way pregnancy changes the body is crazy. After being pregnant with my sister my mom is now allergic to gluten and dairy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

EXACTLY. Also there’s a thing in my family where you just become diabetic when you’re pregnant which sounds like it sucks.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2w

Thanks for recognizing this and protecting those around you. But I have to ask. Is anyone gaslighting you? Sometimes people are led to believe they are unstable, when really it is because they live with a manipulative person that tells them this all the time.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Oh there are studies on pregnancy without penetration. Some women don’t do sex because it’s painful, and have their guy ejaculate in their general direction. If semen contacts vaginal fluid at the opening, sperm can swim to egg.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Farmers artificially inseminate animals by collecting semen from horny males, putting it in a vial with a tube, and squeezing the contents into a female. You might be able to pay some guy to do this.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

I used to be afraid of throwing up, but I’ve faced enough fears and danger by now that I don’t fear much.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Essentially, turkey baste yourself with semen. Happy thanksgiving ❤️

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

Yeah my friend is into shorter guys. She’s 6’2” so it’s probably good we don’t have a bunch of free range giants

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

Okay I don’t drink often, but I can hold it well. I have noticed I am less prone to getting sick from what I eat than my family so I think that helps. I know that there is a solid chance of that happening tho

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

Gestational diabetes?? Freaks me out so much. Like I would love to be a mom, but I don’t want to be pregnant

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

It’s essentially diy ivf, but like way more safisticated than I’m portraying it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

Ngl i also don’t even want to be a mom. I am a horrible teacher, and have no patience for people making mistakes in my space. I have ocd and things have to be done specifc ways and in specific spots and I know a child would destroy that

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

I have this weird understanding in my mind with children. I am able to be more patient with them than adults, but I can still hit my max. I have been working with (young) kids since I started high school. I love it, but know it’s not for everyone

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 2w

Good for you!! That would be awful. I already struggle to lose weight and could not imagine trying with all of the post partum hormones

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 2w

Thank you for asking! And it’s a mix of both. Family environment (got out but carried some REALLY unhealthy survival tools) working on all of them but my first instinct is still to scream/destroy the thing/person who has hurt me (even a perceived hurt). Feeling safe and having a dependable routine is very comforting but I’m still unable to navigate sudden changes

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 2w

Wait I fucked up my wording. I spent the years that should’ve been spent socializing and making friends babysitting because nobody else wants to watch my siblings while my mom works

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 2w

Ahhh older sibling burn out. So you’ve already raised kids. Understandable

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

Yup. 3 of them at that. Love my siblings but I’ll be damned if I ever have kids

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 2w

Relatable and I only have one sibling. My brother is 8 years younger than me and I felt like a little mom but it was disguised as “what a good older sister”. Even now I’m living at home and expected to look after him and teach him stuff and clean up after him all the time and feel like I’ve grown to be an unwilling second mom of a young teen boy. And I hate it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 2w

I have two younger sisters, one is six years younger. I don’t have to do that much, but I still am a second parent for her

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

Maybe it would be less work and not feel like so much if it was a sister or not so much of a stereotypical boy. Like this man can not do anything for himself without fighting it or put a wrapper in the trash instead of leaving it all over the house to save his life.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 2w

That sucks. She plays the role of youngest child pretty well. It pisses me off because I know she can do stuff, but she wants me to do it. I found out that they don’t eat as put together meals when I’m gone at college because of this

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

I’d rather not😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2w

Children aren’t known for their predictablity. I’m glad you’re able to see this in yourself. Too many people don’t take this into consideration when having kids

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

as a fellow tall girl with a tall guy our kids will be insane athletes dw

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Anonymous replying to -> twirling_tornado 2w

or they could be freakishly looooong. Think about it 😰

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

what does this even mean lol do u consider models or nba players to be freakishly long or

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Anonymous replying to -> twirling_tornado 2w

My guess is they mean lanky? Or maybe you’ll have long babies since they’re measured as inches long at birth

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

mmm maybe but i’m very tall and so are my siblings but we were small to slightly above average size as babies, as for lanky u can just work out

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

you know when someone has a long face and a long neck and a long torso and long legs? most tall people have 2/4 of these, anything more and you start looking otherworldly yk?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

i dont think ive ever seen anyone like that idk, i personally just have long legs

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Anonymous replying to -> twirling_tornado 2w

I can kinda see what u mean but i feel like that would just be proportional?

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