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Blowjobs? Fingering? Rough sex? Nah… I just wanna drive around with you at night, windows down, singing off-key to songs we don’t even know the words to, and hold hands at Target and argue over which cereal to buy… please?
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Anonymous 6d

So for the record y’all… I’m a guy, dont know why I got a creepy message from a guy saying he’ll buy me cereal if I give him a blow job while he calls me a good girl after, but I don’t swing that way. Why tf would I be gay with this selection. Makes no sense.

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Anonymous 6d

facts, but with the first part too

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Anonymous 5d

This is the one. But I also need someone to indulge me in my random craving for expensive teas every few months. 😤

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Anonymous 6d

And then sexy times?

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Anonymous 6d

this is so real, but all of it though 👀

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Anonymous 6d

Depends on the cereal to be honest

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6d

I think you missed the point of my post :/

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6d

Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the top of the list 100%

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6d

Oh my god you must be an angel sent from heaven I fucking love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6d

Exactly, you get it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6d

Where are you from just out of curiosity

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6d

I’m in Missouri

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6d

Damn I’m from VA maybe in another life we’ll eat some cereal together

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6d

It’s a date 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6d

no, but if youre gonna make demands I also wanna make demands.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6d

Demands? Mine involve snacks and bad singing. Yours sound like a different contract 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6d

I’m so sorry that happened. I want to say you get used to it after a while but I’m still shocked everytime a guy DMs me something absolutely heinous.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6d

Idk why he thought I was a girl, this is literally an “ask women” thread😐

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5d

As a broke college student who doesn’t get paid for a few weeks… this one might be tricky

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5d

It’s okay, I’m “adulting” and not managing! :3

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