Not a question

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He loves me so much that he’s going to have me suffer for eternity for simply not believing in him

43

Thanks, I wish his followers would leave me alone though.

25

Jesus died thousands of years ago, I don’t think he’s in love with anything right now

17

I don’t believe in Jesus but thanks for the well-wishes

12

Tell him I said thanks

9

🩵✝️🩵

6

I see him more as a friend tbh

6

bro failed out of evangelist class

5

I mean why wouldn’t he? I’m amazing

4

I ask jesus and he only spoke spanish. Idk what he meant by “no te amo vete a la verga guey”

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