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If aliens came down and said they’d make earth into a perfect utopia based on your specifications because idk they landed in your backyard and you were the first human they saw, what would you tell them to do?
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Anonymous 14w

idk probably like rid the world of violent crimes or something

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Anonymous 14w

Rid the world of violent crimes, make us more motivated towards saving the planet, more equal rights for all, fully legalization and implementation of gay marriage, gay/trans rights, etc

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Anonymous 14w

i would make it so whatever just happened between #9 & #3 doesnt happen anymore🥲

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Anonymous 14w

Make every day July 11th so it can be free slurpee day every day

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Anonymous 14w

Ideal world- highlight empathy and human creativity and dignity. Every work has a right to be respected and recognized as valid. Everyone experiences the world differently

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Anonymous 14w

Um idk I’d ask for them to give me time to write a whole book of what an ideal world is, I’d put a lot of thought into it and I don’t want to do that rn 😭

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Anonymous 14w

Tell them to go away we don't take handouts

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Anonymous 14w

im genuinely curious bc ive never understood that. how does annoying/irritating ppl or like making them mad bring u joy😭 i hate when i even accidentally annoy someone & i try my best to fix it so i cant even fathom doing it on purpose

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Anonymous 14w

ahhh so its kinda like an adrenaline rush when u get into an argument & then u get a dopamine hit when u can one up someone else basically. that makes sense. thank u for explaining!

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 14w

This would unfortunately fail

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 14w

The only way this would work is if they became the sole enemy we fight.. we would unite for our sake and protect everyone for a better future and chance against them.. the aggressors.. Which is what’s happening now. Only difference is we fight eachother, and protect those who can control

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis2.9 14w

you reminded me i have a slurpee i haven’t finished thank you

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 14w

At 7 am? 🤨

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis2.9 14w

Could go for a double gulp cup slurpee rn

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis2.9 14w

juice 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis2.9 14w

Insert the Patrick meme

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