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I just cringed so hard reading that. Bro is really sitting here like "Erm females do u like it when we talk dirty to you while erm uh fucking?" 🤓🤓🤓
You can just say women or girls, because presumably those are the only kinds of females you would be having sex with
Oh yeah for sure! Can you give us all a little example of some of the dirty talking you do?
U just get no pussy
Brother Im sitting here in a happy relationship, I think you're just a little jealous that you get no play so you're projecting.
Gulp
Oh yes u like my micro dick baby do I make u wet?
Hmmm kinda lame. I can see why you had to ask now cuz you’re not very good at it
Lollll
Sardine anybody?
Double texting is so gay, lil bro
Apologies master? Ryan play warzone?
Tryna
Warzone is even gayer
U must be trans
Yeah bitch I’m Optimus Prime
And I must be Megatron bc I’m better
Keep telling yourself that, champ
So how’s ur morning?
Good. How’s yours?
Good u smoke weed?
Nah
What a good citizen!
I just sell it to small children
Ah okay do ur thang
Always do