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This might sound super dumb but I wanna be Patrick from that one part of the SpongeBob movie where he’s in the heeled boots iykyk for Halloween. I’m a dude and have obv no experience w heels so how do yall suggest I go about this process
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Anonymous 17h

Depending on your height and weight you may need to buy special heels. When drag queens started buying them they would break due to the size and center of mass difference. Bring bandaids and put them on the back of your heel to prevent blistering. Also there are heel adaptors that you can stick at the bottom of the heel so you can walk in grass and things like that.

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Anonymous 23h

Get heels, get pink body paint,

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Anonymous 23h

get the heels a month or two ahead of time so that u can practice walking in them! wider heels (as in a block heel vs a thin stiletto) are slightly easier to balance in and walk in, but as long as u walk with ur weight more forward in the front part of ur foot, u will be okay! definitely find a way to keep some band aids on u just in case u get blisters

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 23h

Between that and the inflatable Patrick costume yk?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 23h

Get the inflatable Patrick costume!!! (But also, practice walking on heels

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 21h

I usually walk with my weight in my heel when walking in heels. Heel first then move with my hips into the step

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 19h

lowk u don't need an inflatable, just paint urself pink trust

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 18h

that can definitely work for some shoes, though i find that doing that with narrower heels (ie a stiletto) is very risky and can easily lead to a twisted ankle!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 17h

That’s so helpful omg thanks

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