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my first act as president will be to make lawn mowers illegal
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Anonymous 15w

can you illegalize leaf blowers as well they emit so much co2 its insane

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Anonymous 15w

Side rant I loathe monoculture turf lawns and we should have native greenery and low-growing plants because I’m sick to death of boring, high-maintenance lawns that produce nothing.

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Anonymous 15w

Omggg lawn mower noise gets me so irrationally angry and the dumbfuck landlord at my job building has them cut the stupid fucking grass like 3x a week

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Anonymous 15w

can you also mandate that if you wanna cut your lawn you have to use kid scissors

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Anonymous 15w

All noises must cease at 8pm and can only resume at 10am. Quiet hours enforced by bonks

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Anonymous 15w

this post would go crazy on my schools yak lol

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Anonymous 15w

Can you make wind chimes illegal too pls? They might be quieter but they are 10000 times more annoying. My neighbour across the street has one and I just lie awake at night listening to it chime, fantasising about stealing it ahahah

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 15w

they mowed the lawn today and now the side of my car is COVERED in grass clippings im so mad

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 15w

ofc babe

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 15w

I got an electric one

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 15w

thats epic those are far less shitty for the environment

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 15w

Did you know most of our co2 comes from India ?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 15w

not true! with a fraction of the population, the US still ranks higher than India for top 3 highest emissions globally and that might not even account for those produced in other countries for our purposes (manufacturing, travel, etc)

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 15w

Not true! We produced the most waste, they emit the most emissions lol.

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