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I was crazy today 😭 My crush was talking abt trying to get a green card AND I HAVE THE WORST SLIP UP OF ALL TIME AND J SAID WE CAN GET MARRIED FOR YOUR GREEN CARD. Craziest part is that he j laughed and said "do you have the resources to get married?"
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Anonymous 13w

To be fair this got me my current bf almost exactly

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Anonymous 13w

At least he didn’t act weirded out

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Me when social norms

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

OMFG share the lore pls

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

My bf is Japanese and was two years ago when we were freshman complained about the visa process and how he’d wanna move to the states and get a green card. He joked about wishing there were American mail order brides and I blurted out, I’d marry him so it’s more express delivery. He thought it was really funny and a few days later asked me if I was actually interested in him and we went on our first date. Funnily enough we’re planning to move to Japan after graduation so worked in reverse 🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

I think this posted twice somehow so sorry

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

This is so cute 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

I got very lucky but couldn’t be happier 😌

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