Eat their lunch directly off their plate every day. Without asking. And if they reach for yours throw it across the room without looking or reacting, pretend you didn’t do it.
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Anonymous38w
Watch them and learn everything
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Anonymous38w
Sit on them
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Anonymous38w
physically abuse and then gaslight them!! at least, that always works for me
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Anonymous38w
Trauma bond
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Anonymous38w
have u ever read/watched Frankenstein? it worked for him
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Anonymous#138w
Then date their sister
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Anonymous#138w
do you think pissing in their book bag and then dating their mom would also be an appropriate way to befriend someone?