Why do something by yourself when you can do it with friends

217

jack off when hes already there

119

just do it outside in a lawn chair

88

Make direct eye contact. Assert dominance.

81

master the art of the slow jerk

61

Have him join

47

I’m a bed humper. Just use a pillow and hump

45

FaceTime them

42

Finger yourself instead

34

Put a sock on the door handle

31

Set up a goon schedule, maybe have some group sessions for roommate bonding.

26

do it with him

19

Me and my roommate text eachother when we are headed back to the dorms so we always know like when the other is coming back. Maybe try that?

16

Jack him off

13

U don’t

10

Lowk Life360

10

If you stop and stare, you’re the weird one If you continue and they stares, they’re the weird one

10

Wear baggy clothes

7

charge your JO crystals together then you'll be set

7

Under the blankets

1

bathroom?

1

Assert dominance and do it while he’s in room

1

do it on them

1