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Bad Advice 21h
this girl I hooked up with said she didn’t like that my dick had a foreskin what do I do
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Anonymous 17h

she was just disappointed it wasn’t a fiveskin. just bread it in the deep fryer next time and you’ll have better luck

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Anonymous 19h

Snip snip. Scissors or xacto is the question.

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Anonymous 20h

Never too late for a circumcision

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Anonymous 18h

Why should you conform to what other people want? If you like your foreskin than keep it and find someone who doesn’t mind

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Anonymous 1h

Deport her to Israel

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Anonymous 17h

Tell her to her shit loose

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Anonymous 10h

Maybe your outie an innie.

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Anonymous 15h

Tell her that if she doesn’t appreciate it then you will take it to someone who will!

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 18h

my whole dick? balls too?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 18h

noooo but I like my anteater :(

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 18h

Yup. Whole thing. Chop

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 17h

I second this

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 17h

y’all chill it’s called bad advice for a reason

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17h

how will I fuck girls then?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 17h

how do I do that? I need more instructions

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17h

strap them, then you can have as many skins as you want

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 17h

?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

bread it with any technique. this will normally incinerate your dick, though, so follow this method to restore it: sacrifice a chicken in a backyard (not necessarily yours) and cover your crotch in its blood. eye for an eye, a cock for a cock. it’ll heal into a working fiveskin in five days your first time, but if you do it regularly then you can have fiveskin sex nightly.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

Adorable name for it im stealing thag

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

Lmao forgot where I was

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 16h

also call it a hoodie

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

I have the urge to flirt in the nastiest gayest yet no direction desiring way possible can i

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 16h

go ahead man I’m bi

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15h

I DIDNT. EVEN. SEE. THE THREAD. 😭🔫

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14h

Can I pull ur hoodie back just enough for a lil forehead kiss? Or: can i give ur little anteater a snout kiss

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 14h

that’d be nice

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 14h

this is not bad advice lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 10h

?

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