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If you want your roommate to leave on their own accord, get a surplus of air humidifiers, pee inside of them, then put them everywhere in your dorm building so your roommate thinks the building smells bad and then they will leave. Great work!
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Anonymous 3w

If you use Reckitt Benckiser's humidifier disinfectant you can get dibs on their cool stuff too

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Anonymous 3w

Don't forget, that also frees up the building of everyone else, giving you sole propriety on any room you want!

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Anonymous 2w

I don’t think this would’ve worked with the roommates I had in college… They were musty

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Anonymous 2w

Like some kinda piss sauna

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Anonymous 3w

Well I'm just looking for a text buddy and having someone to talk to make me smile while I also take care of all your needs and place you on a $1000 twice weekly allowance for now

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3d

Well that appears promising

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