A surprise party

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Do a reveal party, it’s not just for genders anymore, you can reveal anything!!! Come out of the closet, aids, herpes, illegitimate children from random strangers from that trip to Nashville back in 22’, skys the limit

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good old gaslighting. accuse her of cheating and after arguing for at least 30 minutes tell her you'll drop the subject if she gets tested

4

Hearing aids? Tell her to speak louder and then show them to her.

2

Well you show them their contracts ofc

1

Take her to McDonalds and drop the news there.

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