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Bad Advice 23w
i have a crush on my doctor. how should i make myself sick to get to see him?
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Anonymous 23w

Smoke crack

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Anonymous 23w

Eat 30 Benadryl

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Anonymous 23w

Complain of a headache. They can’t test for that.

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Anonymous 12w

A lot of toothpaste

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 23w

oh you sweet summer child, the plaques on my brain from years of migraines very clearly visible in imaging beg to differ

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 23w

Gross

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 23w

Then clean your brain with soap and water bro. That sounds nasty af

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