Mashed potatoes in the yard

141

lick a jolly rancher and stick that shit to his windshield

88

eggs are too expensive use smth cheaper and smellier

54

No, take the high road, you don’t need to hurt them

40

Nah, its not worth it

34

Glitter. Anywhere. Anyhow. It’ll never ever leave

33

Do the dog poop prank (light bag of it a fire then knock on there door. When they step on the bag to put the fire out, they’ll just end up stepping on the poop)

20

Get with one of their parents 😁

15

Yes

13

yes let me join

10

bologna on the windows/windshield

8

Wait let’s go

8

no use malatovs

7

Do it do it

6

fully support do it

6

Depends how much I hate him eggs are really hard to scrub off but really satisfying ngl

6

thank u comments i now have ideas for my exs house…

4

Before you do hypothetically you need plausible deniability. Leave your phone behind at your apartment

4

Egg the car when it’s gonna be a hot day

4

Nah. Just grab her silverware and stick them all over the lawn in random spots so that asshole of a landscaper who’s been trimming her hedges on the side gets an explosive response 😏

3

YESS

3

Yes but eggs are expensive

3

yes

3

Definitely weld the car doors shut with a car battery!!

3

YES and put bologne slices on their car!!!

3

Poop in a paper bag, and set it on fire at their doorstep. Knock on the door and run

3

Is that going to help?

3

what did they do i need to know the tea

1

Nah… Fuck his dad.

1

Rewire her car horn to her turn signal.

1

yes

1

Yes for Dolly

1

Egg their car and pour flour on it 😏

1

Yes

1

Record me smashing it and then send it to him… you really want to get back at him

1

Yes

0

So he can have you arrested for vandalism and or harassment.

-5

You should cum on her face again.

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