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The doctor says I’m 5’11” and a quarter. How do I not die a virgin?
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Anonymous 3w

Sleep with another man. Boom, virginity gone

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Anonymous 3w

Wear stilettos

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Anonymous 3w

a great way to start is to be kind, walk a woman home in the dark to make sure she gets back safe!

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Anonymous 3w

Make some holes in a cardboard box and write glory hole all over it, set up on the corner, climb in it and wait

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Anonymous 3w

with or without the insoles?

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Anonymous 3w

it’s joever dude. might as well bomb an airport. 🤷‍♂️

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Anonymous 3w

Cut off your legs below the knee so you can at least be a midget and super cool

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

No i forgot to mention I have no love in my heart

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 3w

I already tried this and it fucking rocks

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 3w

Barefoot 👅

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Sounds like mission accomplished

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 3w

You just reminded me that I am gay and have a bf thank you so much i forgot

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 3w

Completely understandable

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